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| About handjob_hank: Well what can I say, the new Rotteneggs is fucking gay. I seriously think Boktor must be high on fucking acid to waste that much time sifting through html for this peice of shit.
GG Faggot! |
| Hobbies: Hunting down then slowly killing the RE member known as Left_Hand. Obviously Left hand refers to the hand he like’s to masturbate with. Which we all know, would be pretty o-f-t-e-n. My estimate is of somewhere between 2-3 wank’s an hour. Which is quite a conservative answer..... really. |
| Favorite Music: Everything you listen to = gay.
Everything I listen to = prime. |
| Favorite Movies: Movies are for conformists douchebags like you. |
| Favorite TV Shows: The show when the black guy skull fucks your sister and kills her accidentally when he donky punches her. |
| Favorite Books: Books are for cumming on. |
| Last Visit: Oct 26, 2009 8:08 p.m. |
| Total Visits: 148 days |
| Time Online: 65 hrs 40 mins |
| Member Level: 10 |
| Site Ranking: 407 |
| Egg Points: 30119 |
| Member Since: Jan 01, 2001 |
| Rating:
(347 votes) |
| Added as Favorite: 1 members |
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handjob_hank's Latest Blog Entries:| Jan 02 | Mmmmk | Updated Feb 11 |
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handjob_hank's Latest Forum Topics:| Feb 20 | Warning | Updated Feb 20 | | Feb 19 | Dear god, not the peener. | Updated Feb 20 | | Feb 16 | Weasel= #1 Wanker | Updated Feb 16 | | Feb 15 | Attention Anarchist (Homosexuals) | Updated Feb 16 | | May 05 | PowerStar | Updated May 07 |
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Forum Topics handjob_hank Has Replied To:| Oct 24 | Skidmark, Hank, Po | Updated Oct 24 | | Oct 24 | what pisse’s you off | Updated Oct 24 | | Jan 12 | Favorite Member | Updated Jan 12 | | Sep 06 | Faces of Meth | Updated Sep 06 | | Sep 02 | interesting question | Updated Sep 02 |
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Noskrazy - Jan 14, 2009
Hank is the man! |
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FetusKing - Sep 13, 2008
Hank is god. I witnessed his glorious miracles in RE2. |
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TecnoDestructo - Feb 20, 2008
"gay hooker" |
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Rasputin - Sep 09, 2007
Fonzie would leave me a witty testimonial. |
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Rasputin - Jul 27, 2007
Handjobs aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. I’m guessing you’re a pro though, and I’ve never gotten one from somebody like yourself. Wanna rub the pole? |
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thejollyroger - May 19, 2007
y0o0o hanko so why am i not on your not freinds brother. we oldschool RE members gotta stick together. I havent been on in a year or so but after talkn to you (plus im pretty drunk (but not driven lol)so i decided to check up)) but ya ill put you on my top now. ohh emmm geee ratez my ehhhgggzzz broooozar nd ill rate your like ohhh emmm gee...but ya do it..wee the real shit son |
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dacronstonekat - May 07, 2007
Well look who it is! |
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Tycho_Brahe - May 07, 2007
I’m surprised he logs in still. He was my idol when I first came to RE, although he was slowly becoming inactive. Actually, he wasn’t my idol, but I thought it might do to brown nose for a bit.
You were inactive in feb 2005 yes? |
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--Jotto-- - Apr 28, 2007
You have identical political views to me.
5***** |
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- Jun 04, 2006
I pooped all over him |
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