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(81 votes) Published: May 14, 2007 8:14 p.m. In 2 Favorites Lists Viewed 315 times
Alright now here are three ways to get out of school I looked in the sick eggs they didnt have any of these ways so if I missed them Im sorry but anyway here we go.
1.Chug a Gallon of milk
Affect:For about 15 minutes you will throw up guarenteed any parents will let you skip school you just have to wake up a little early
2.A Tablespoon or 2 full of Mustard mixed in a cup of Water
Affect:This will also make you throw up but make it look like a stomach virus kind of throw up thats about 2 days out of school
3.Chug Syrup
Warning :ONLY DO THIS IF DESPERATE
If you chug the syrup you will throw up and shit your brains out for a week so on the bright side no school for a week
Thanks for reading my egg and good luck getting out of school.
May 14, 2007 8:48 pm - Don’t forget syrup of ipecac... make sure to horf right in front of everyone too. That will buy you 2 or 3 days off school. Hehe.
May 15, 2007 4:25 am - well, you are correct about one thing, this egg IS a guarenteed guide to make people sick, as it made me uneasy looking at such a shit poor quality, and old idea egg
May 15, 2007 4:26 am - ps: u wanna get outta skool for a day or two? get completely hammered the night before and wake up with a hangover, its bought me time in the past, only thing is, I have a hangover on a day off, but it lets me sleep it all off ;)
If you rate down egg at least put down why you did it
oh, sorry forgot to answer that bit.
because its old and pretty common sense. or do it my way ^^^^ (above comment). Involves only alcohol (and $$$ to purchase it). Only side effects, a roaring hangover, but no skool ;)
May 15, 2007 11:29 am - Im quoting this off the internet just to prove da devil wrong
Quote:
Eating sweets or the wrong kind of food does not cause diabetes. However, it may cause obesity and this is associated with people developing Type 2 diabetes.
May 15, 2007 12:27 pm - I rate 2*. Why, you ask? Because this sucked. I’m sorry.
May 16, 2007 8:36 am - if you dont want to go to school, skip class or drop out... or if your scared that if daddy finds out that you skipped he will come at you with a leather belt and try to touch your not so manhood...just go to school... its that simple..
May 21, 2007 6:33 pm - wow....shit, this was pure shit, i tell ya, its like tipping a porta potty and looking inside kind of shit... i’m pretty sure school’s almost over anyways...why waste the time, get late work, then have to do it later???
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