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(31 votes) Published: Nov 17, 2004 12:00 a.m. In 2 Favorites Lists Viewed 1014 times
OK THIS IS MY THIRD EGG SO IM STILL RUSTY MY OTHER EGGS SO FAR ARE
DRY ICE BOMB AND
FREE PIZZA WICH BOTH WORK REALLY WELL TRY THEM AND RATE THEM OK FELLOW EGGERS
OK SO THIS NEEDS TO BE 500 CHARACTERS LONG SO FORGIVE ME FOR THE NEXT TWO LINES.
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I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT THIS SHXT WILL WORK SO TRY IT
THE THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEED ARE LISTED BELOW SO LOOK OKAY
THE FIRST THING YOU NEED IS THAT GREY STICKY ASS DUCT TAPE!
THE SECOND THING THAT YOU NEED IS A GOOD PAIR OF SCISSORS!!
THE THIRD THING YOU NEED IS A BUSY,WIDE STREET.
OK SO THE FIRST THING THAT YOU NEED TO DO IS CUT THE TAPE SO THAT IT IS AS LONG AS THE STREET.
THEN YOU PLACE THE TAPE ON THE GROUND(WHILE NO CARS ARE COMING,DUH).MAKE SHURE YOU PLACE THE TAPE STICKY SIDE UP!
THE NEXT CAR(s) THAT PASSES BUY WILL DRIVE OVER THE TAPE,THE TAPE WILL STICK TO THE FRONTS TIRES AND MAKE A SOUND(LIKE A TIRE POPPING)IN WICH THE DRIVER WILL BE MAD BECUZ HES/SHES/GUNNA THINK THAT HIS/HER TIRE HAS JUST POPPED AND THEY WILL PULL OVER TO INSPECT THE TIRE ONLY TO FIND DUCT TAPE TANGLED UP IN THE TIRES!!!!
IT IS FUNNY AS HELL BUT IF THE GUY OR GIRL SEES THAT YOU ARE THE ONE THAT PLACED THE TAPE ON THE GROUND THEY WILL PROBABLY GET MAD AND TALK SHXT TO YOU SO RUN!
Jun 25, 2006 11:34 pm - pretty funny. i also tried tieing a rope from one tree to the other tree on the other side of the street and people would see it and have to turn around.