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the best you mom jokes
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Published: Mar 02, 2003 12:00 a.m.
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here are just a few of what i think are some of the best you mamma jokes

Yo Mamma is so fat,
The National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she weighs herself the scale says "To be continued."
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she sits on a dollar, blood rushes out George Washington’s nose!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her belly-button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she walks in front of the T.V. you miss out on 3 commercials!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
people jog around her for exercise!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she makes big bird look like a rubber duckie!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she plays pool with the planets.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
it took 25 minutes to download a picture of her from the Internet. 		 
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meatwad
Nov 27, 2004 1:05 am -
those r the dumbest joke i have every seen......every


Greeksta
No 28, 2004 4:50 pm -
Those suck man


OldShagger
Nov 29, 2004 5:29 am -
lol sum of these were suprisingly funni, but for some of the others.. werk on ur material a bit more, otherwise a gud laugh.
add me to buddy list dudes :)


D.A.L.E.
Nov 30, 2004 8:51 pm -
yo mamma is so fucked up she gave birth to your retarded ass. at leasttake te time and spell your shit right , you dink.


guardian
Dec 02, 2004 3:32 pm -
i agree with greeksta


firehands
Dec 04, 2004 12:12 pm -
some were funny, but your mamma jokes are kinda old


mrk195-8895
Jan 20, 2005 4:50 pm -
that and fart jokes and calling some 1 a fat ass


toad-9535
Feb 08, 2005 6:28 am -
texas is so fat
that the US is sinking in to the gulf of mexico


handjob_hank
Feb 21, 2005 4:24 pm -
This egg is old. The reason the egg has so much spelling errors is because back in the day RE had this glitch that cut words from eggs.


Defilers-Daddy
Mar 09, 2005 9:03 pm - !
those jokes sucked! watching paint dry is funnier! here is a good joke: Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun... but Jill forgot to take the pill and now they have a son! oh yeah im the best!


Tyrant
Apr 04, 2005 12:47 pm -
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. We don’t know what they did up there, but they came down with a daugter!


Tyrant
Apr 04, 2005 12:47 pm -
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. We don’t know what they did up there, but they came down with a daughter!


Exodus-8045
Apr 28, 2005 11:16 pm -
YOUR MOMMA JOKES ARE SHIT ONLY LITTLE KIDS USE THEM


ThY
May 17, 2005 3:00 pm -
fda


gin-7433
Aug 01, 2005 9:15 pm -
u fukin suck nuts amn is yo mama ft how do you know this shit i agrre with geekstra


Riz
Aug 02, 2005 7:24 am -
he must get this alot


stupidlooser
Oct 11, 2005 7:48 pm -
ok heres a good one.
Yo mamma is like a vaccum cleaner she sucks she blows and gets laid in a closet.


assmunch
Dec 01, 2005 3:07 pm -
FUCK YOU

gO BACk TO FUCIN PRE-SKOOL u LITTLE DEUCH BAG


D3CAN
Dec 28, 2005 10:52 am -
YEAH PUNK WELL.....WELL....MY MOMMAS LIKE A SHOTGUN ONE COCK AND SHES READY TO BLOW...SHIT I MEAN YOUR MOMMA...ERM UHG AWH FUAK IT


myst1c
Apr 03, 2006 6:37 pm -
SHIT horrible jokes 1*
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