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(25 votes) Published: Nov 18, 2009 5:32 p.m. Viewed 135 times
Trolling In Real life: The Movies
I made up this list of different ways you can troll while at the movies. Have FUN.
- Clap when the good guy gets killed
- Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
- Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes
- Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding
- Tell people that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is
- Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row
- Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are
- Bring a remote control. Complain that you can’t change the channel
- Bring a beach ball, toss it around
- Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first
- Sing along with the theme music
- At the ticket booth, request tickets for old movies, "I’ll have two tickets for Ghostbusters"
- Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late
- When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
- Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
- Quote some of the characters’ lines 4 seconds after they’re said on the screen
- Quote ALL of the characters’ lines 4 seconds after they’re said on the screen
- Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let’s all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
- When someone walks by you in the aisle, scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad touch!"
- Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle
- Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking
- Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can hear it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said
- Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie
- Bring a directors chair and a megaphone, sit in the aisle, and shout "Cut!" then storm off, saying "I quit!"
- Bring a camcorder, and film the audience
- Place crime scene tape around the doors of the theater
- Sneak people OUT of the theater
- Stretch your arms out while make exaggerated, loud noises, followed by an exaggerated yawn
- Make a really loud, disgusting phlegm/throat noise, then spit up into the air, and try to catch it
- Shout "This tastes like piss!" and then casually toss your drink back into the audience
- Bring a bottle of Windex and some paper towels, start cleaning the projection window, shouting "I can’t get this damn stain out!"
- Dress in a tuxedo, wearing a tophat, and smoking with a cigarette holder, and a monocle, enter the theater carrying a martini. Make extremely loud comments in a cartoonish, 19th century English accent: "Pardon, might I have this seat?",
"That bloke has no bloody idea wot he’s talking about!" and as you leave the theater, splash your drink in the ticket worker’s face, saying "That was rubbish!"
- Put on sunglasses and a headset, carry a clipboard, and stand in front of the entrance. When people try to get in, stop them, saying "Are you on the list?"
- Barricade all bathroom entrances with garbage cans. Alternatively, place "Employees Only" signs on all bathroom doors
- Ask for a lobster dinner at the concession stand
- Ask one of the workers about a particularly violent horror movie, "Is it okay for my dog to watch this?"
- Bring four friends, all of you dressed in suits, all smoking cigars, and all speaking in Italian/New York accents. Start a loud, disruptive poker game in the middle of the movie. If someone complains, threaten to break their legs with a baseball bat, and proclaim that you and your buddies "own this theatah, you fuckin’ wiseguy!"
- During the movie, shout "I can’t make it to the bathroom!" then stand up, frantically unzip, and urinate into your soda cup. Afterwards, sit down and let out a loud and disturbing "ah..." or "whew!"
- Place bowling pins at the bottom of the aisle. During the movie, you and a few friends stand at the top of the aisle and have a loud and heated bowling match. When people get up from their seats and try to walk out of the theater, shout "Get off the lane, pal, we’re trying to have a game here!" Brandish a weapon and threaten to shoot anyone who steps over the line and refuses to "mark it fucking zero!"
- Carry a stereo on your shoulder and play wrestler entrance music while you walk down the aisle and high-five the audience
("Trolling IRL: The Movies" is part of a series on Trolling IRL)
Nov 20, 2009 6:36 pm - I’ve read many of these elsewhere. Of the rest, Homer Simpson already did. What is left, the odd or stupid ideas with excessive explanation and no real point, I believe you may have created.
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