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Posted: May 01, 2007 12:23 p.m. - Subject: Nubs can’t count.

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FROM THE DESK OF MR AMBROISE.J.COMPAORE.
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING MANEGER ,
BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)
OUAGADOUGOU-BURKINA FASO.TELEPHONE+226 765 08 634

Dear Friend,

I am the manager of auditing and accounting at the foreign remittance department of BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A) here in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso. In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of US$12m dollars (Twelve Million US dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our for eign customer (MR. ANDREAS SCHRANNER from Munich, Germany) who died along with his entire family in Jully 2000 in a plane crash.For more informations about the crash you
can visit this site: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
Since we got information about his death,

we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless some body applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidlings and laws but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don’t want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.

The banking law and guidline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after Six years, the money will be transfered into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occassioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.

I agree that 30% of this money will be for you as a respect to the provision of a foriegn account ,10% will be set aside for expenses incurred during the business and 60% would be for me Thereafter, I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentage indicated Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you arranged,you must apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin of the deceased with a text of application that i will send to you,so i will like you to send to me your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where in the money will be remitted.


Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application.I will not fail to bring to your notice this transaction is hitch-free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer. You should contact
me immediately as soon as you received this letter.

Trusting to hear from you immediately.Yours Faithfully,
1. Full Name
2. Your Telephone Number and Fax Number
3. Your Contact Address.

Thank You.

MR AMBROISE.J.COMPAORE



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Okay, you can have my details, but first of all let me tell you why you are a fucking idiot. You say that the money must be claimed within 6 years ? Sorry bud, but in 2 months it will be 7 years since his death. Even though I do not trust you, I will give you all my personal details because it’s the american way.

You can find my homepage here: www.tard.biz

and my details are below:

Corporal Clegg.
82 Amerikan Way
Hollywood.
New York
1277136

United States of amerikans.

My telephone is : 558 6461

Please I enjoy recieving your money, contact me soon and repeatidly.


Left0verCrack


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Posted: May 01, 2007 12:25 p.m. - Subject:

haha ive never gotten one of these but i wanna get one


Left0verCrack


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Posted: May 01, 2007 12:27 p.m. - Subject:

FUCK! I went to that homepage you gave them... Thats naaaasty


Feeithepain78


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Posted: May 01, 2007 12:27 p.m. - Subject:

lol, sweet zip code.



Posted: May 01, 2007 12:29 p.m. - Subject:

Yeah I noticed amerikan codes are fucking long, where I live they are only 4 digits.


Feeithepain78


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Posted: May 01, 2007 12:39 p.m. - Subject:

only 5 in the U.S.


GrandMastaThief


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Posted: May 01, 2007 12:39 p.m. - Subject:

thats just because you live in a place too poor to afford good, long numbers



Posted: May 01, 2007 12:40 p.m. - Subject:

I got the exact same message a couple weeks ago, I forget what i sent him back though.


American zip codes are only 5 digits long.


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Posted: May 01, 2007 12:42 p.m. - Subject:

yeah, that -0000 crap is jsut for loosers



Posted: May 01, 2007 12:46 p.m. - Subject:

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thats just because you live in a place too poor to afford good, long numbers


Or it could be because we are a small nation that doesnt have thousands of cities? Plus, who the fuck are you to call my country poor? You’re the one who has to resort to petty theft to make a living and to finance your "Magic: The Gathering" collection.


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Posted: May 01, 2007 12:50 p.m. - Subject:

because the USA pwns and you know it



Posted: May 01, 2007 12:56 p.m. - Subject:

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because the USA pwns and you know it


Well I can certainly tell that the American education system does not "Pwn" based on your stupidity.


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Posted: May 01, 2007 1:05 p.m. - Subject:

[This Member can not display images, they need to upgrade Member Level]


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Posted: May 01, 2007 1:16 p.m. - Subject:

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Well I can certainly tell that the American education system does not "Pwn" based on your stupidity.


LOL Grunter



Posted: May 01, 2007 1:18 p.m. - Subject:

Nice one GMT, you come into this thread and start an argument and then when you realise you are a dumb fuckwit with no intellect to continue the arguement you post a shitty gif which you leeched off 4chan.


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Posted: May 01, 2007 1:21 p.m. - Subject:

well I could have started a witty reparte, verbally abusing you and your pathetic lack of sensable dialouge, but instead I decided to play fair and use a picture so that you could understadn what I am getting at...like most of your school books



Posted: May 01, 2007 9:43 p.m. - Subject:

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well I could have started a witty reparte, verbally abusing you and your pathetic lack of sensable dialouge, but instead I decided to play fair and use a picture so that you could understadn what I am getting at...like most of your school books


A ’reparte’ you say? Do you mean repartee, and would an example of such wit and intellect on your behalf be something like this?

Quote:
because the USA pwns and you know it


Is that a sample of your verbal abuse? I don’t see how you can accuse me of a ’pathetic lack of sensible dialogue’ when you cannot even form a proper sentence or make a reply that doesnt even make sense.

Quote:
but instead I decided to play fair and use a picture so that you could understadn what I am getting at


Playing fair? If anyone, you would need an advantage but thanks for the picture anyways, I had no idea you didn’t give a fuck about this thread, in the 3 posts you made before that picture was posted you had mentioned nothing about not giving a fuck. Seeing your reply right now has confused me once more, the cause of this confusion relates back to your image, that image made it incredibly clear to me that you don’t give a fuck but then you post this reply which then causes me to think that you actually do give a fuck enough to reply....

Oh and I liked that remark on my school books, but perhaps they should have implemented that idea in your school, judging by your grasp on the english language, you could have used a few pictures to help simplify some things for you.


You are a disgraceful waste of sperm, I’m glad I do not share the same continent with your faggot ass.


Po


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Posted: May 01, 2007 9:48 p.m. - Subject:

Don’t make me ban you GMT.


Slash-292


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Posted: May 01, 2007 9:51 p.m. - Subject:

(make him, make him)



Posted: May 01, 2007 9:53 p.m. - Subject:

He contributes nothing but dropped eggs and posts that are more pitiful than his hobbies.
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