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Triggaman_518_x


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Posted: Jan 13, 2008 5:35 p.m. - Subject: I need help I am fucked

If you help me I will write _______ Own’s on me or whatever you want. I just am so fucked.

I need help on this assignment if you would be so kind I forgot my history book.

"You are James K Polk explain why the US should extend to the pacific Ocean. Be sure to have 4 reasons supporting the belief.

I just need 4 reasons if you don’t mind helping please. I tried google and I’m still stuck.

If you help me I will write _______ Own’s on me or whatever you want. I just am so fucked.
Yea I wrote that twice deal with it


AE


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Posted: Jan 13, 2008 5:40 p.m. - Subject:

Native Americans support terrorism
Manifest Destiny
It would stimulate the economy
It would stimulate my cock


MaxwellMURDER


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Posted: Jan 13, 2008 5:40 p.m. - Subject:

reason one: to expand americas economy.
reason two: to increase americas natural resource stock
reason three: to gain more land for americas people
reason four: to explore and claim uncharted regions of north america



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Posted: Jan 13, 2008 5:41 p.m. - Subject:

Write "Alle Pwns Me" on your chest, while holding a bottle of BBQ sauce on top of your head.


Garlock


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Posted: Jan 13, 2008 5:43 p.m. - Subject:

Polk was committed to expansion—Democrats believed that opening up more farms for yeoman farmers was critical for the success of republican virtue. (See Manifest Destiny.) To balance the interests of North and South he sought the Oregon territory (comprised of present-day Oregon, Washington, Idaho, and British Columbia), as well as Texas. He sought to purchase California, which Mexico had neglected.
-will give you more land to exploit
-will give you more territory (territory = penis size)
-more places for people to live in
-looks cooler on maps
-there was gold
-holywood, duh!
-better surfing spots
-hot chicks
-it was an almost empty land=easy to take


Triggaman_518_x


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Posted: Jan 13, 2008 5:43 p.m. - Subject:

I will use a combonation of both your answers so you both win. Message me what you want in return and you’ve got it (to an extent)


Garlock


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Posted: Jan 13, 2008 5:43 p.m. - Subject:

Up yours maxwell!


Garlock


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Posted: Jan 13, 2008 5:45 p.m. - Subject:

Picture of yourself (shirtless) with the words "Garlock owns me", written with bold black letters. You must show your chest, nipples, and face. You must also be holding a banana as if you would hold a telephone.



Posted: Jan 13, 2008 5:46 p.m. - Subject:

See my above post.


Triggaman_518_x


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Posted: Jan 13, 2008 5:52 p.m. - Subject:

Ok Garlock you too...



Posted: Jan 13, 2008 6:01 p.m. - Subject:

And Alle, because his sheer presence granted them the brain power to make such intelligent posts.


Don’t use Manifest Destiny tough, that wasn’t Polk’s Idea.



Posted: Jan 13, 2008 6:02 p.m. - Subject:

*though


Garlock


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Posted: Jan 13, 2008 6:06 p.m. - Subject:

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Write "Alle Pwns Me" on your chest, while holding a bottle of BBQ sauce on top of your head.

Yeah, that sure helped us.


Triggaman_518_x


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Posted: Jan 13, 2008 6:17 p.m. - Subject:

To those who helped it won’t be tonight it will be tomorrow becuase I have to type this fucker.


The__Overlord


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Posted: Jan 13, 2008 6:27 p.m. - Subject:

I wonder if I should start charging "pwnd" pics when people need help with math.


FireFanatic


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Posted: Jan 13, 2008 6:34 p.m. - Subject:

I need help with my Algebra gimp. . .


Garlock


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Posted: Jan 13, 2008 6:37 p.m. - Subject:

I’ll give u a pic of my p3nor and write "gimp’s" on it if you do my homework for a week.


CHOMPY


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Posted: Jan 13, 2008 7:02 p.m. - Subject:

Daddywouldyoulikesomesausage?


The__Overlord


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Posted: Jan 13, 2008 7:07 p.m. - Subject:

Ahhh, yes, now I remember why I don’t charge "pwnd" pics in exchange for help. Thanks for the reminder.


Garlock


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Posted: Jan 13, 2008 7:13 p.m. - Subject:

Any time.
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