Best. Beer. Ever.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jan 17, 2008 9:13 p.m. - Subject: Best. Beer. Ever. |
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Spaten Optimator. Anyone that actually cares about taste should go get one. Now. If your underage just tell the nice lady/man/herm that you recently shaved and produce your fake ID. Its so dark and smooth and good and has 3 times the alcohol content of most. It’s better than Guiness.
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| Posted: Jan 17, 2008 9:15 p.m. - Subject: |
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Alkerhole iz badd 4 u/
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| Posted: Jan 17, 2008 9:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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A friend of mines dad was stationed in Germany in the airforce, and he bootlegged back a shit ton of German beer. We were over at his house, and we each had a few. That is the best beer I have/will ever taste/d.
Also, Red Stripe kicks ass too.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jan 17, 2008 9:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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I like sam adams when I’m drinking for the taste. Bud light when I’m slightly worried about taste and wanting to get drunk too, and Naturals when I’m just out to get shitfaced. Never tried that stuff. So it’s 15%?
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'Cunt: the movie'
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| Posted: Jan 17, 2008 9:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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This one time when my friends and i intended on getting alcohol, and couldn’t due to the fact we’re underage, got these kind German tourists to buy it for us.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 17, 2008 9:25 p.m. - Subject: |
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Oh yeah best beer ever right hurr:
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| Posted: Jan 17, 2008 9:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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Actually, I lied a little. It’s about 20 proof. But I get it in pints, so in my mind one Optimator=3 Corona, or whatever.
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'Cunt: the movie'
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| Posted: Jan 17, 2008 9:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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me nd my girlfwens get tttly waztad on dese fings theiy liek ttly tast liek sex
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| Posted: Jan 17, 2008 9:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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Well that looks pretty, colorful, and gay. Which explains why you have "girlfriends."
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| Posted: Jan 17, 2008 9:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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Pbth, I bet if you set an Optimator next to your fruity girly drinks they would explode in shame.
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'Got Weasel?'
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| Posted: Jan 17, 2008 9:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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I hate bad beer unless it’s free.
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| Posted: Jan 17, 2008 10:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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I have yet to taste good beer. Word of advice: Never, EVER get VB. It tastes like fermented urine.
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'Got Weasel?'
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| Posted: Jan 17, 2008 10:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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Hahahahaha, yeah, Vitamin B is horrible. Have you tried the new VB gold?
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 17, 2008 10:42 p.m. - Subject: |
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Im not all that big on dark beers i like my MGD
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| Posted: Jan 17, 2008 11:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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only two good things come from brazil.
the woman.( exept for there faces)
and this stuff..
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| Posted: Jan 17, 2008 11:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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Ha! Bitches! I LIVE in germany! I get to drink this stuff for free!
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| Posted: Jan 18, 2008 1:13 a.m. - Subject: |
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be a man and drink rum , or if your not that manly suffice for strongbow either way they both taste like sex.
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| Posted: Jan 18, 2008 2:16 a.m. - Subject: |
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Council Lager FTW
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