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Posted: Jan 20, 2008 10:43 p.m. - Subject: Parkour..

Is a stupid fucking term for jumping. Why don’t you just be normal and say jumping, you cock knocking piece of shit?


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008 11:27 p.m. - Subject:

Thirded.


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008 11:37 p.m. - Subject:

Yeah, thats the kind im talking about. And when these bitches make stupid youtube videos called FREE RUNNING ENERGY RUNNING and shit like that. They run and jump over shit...big fucking deal.


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008 11:41 p.m. - Subject:

Leave it to the professionals and don’t talk about it or post videos until you’re a professional.


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008 11:43 p.m. - Subject:

It’s called "shortcutting over the neighbors fence and through his shrubs so you can get to the store ten seconds faster".


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008 11:49 p.m. - Subject:

I doubt teh1337 that that was what you meant.

Your having a cry about parkour because I do parkour

Parkour is the fucken shit nothing can replicate the feeling of freefalling of a two storie building and walkong away from it feeling invincible

There is much more to parkour then jumping of shit. Parkour is an art , flowing and weaving your a way to a location faster then you would running there on flat ground while making it look good

You are a shallow minded person who hasn’t done enough research


Po


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008 11:55 p.m. - Subject:

Have you seen the amateur videos WYT? Kids jumping off a stool and doing a clumsy somersault and they call it Parkour...


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Posted: Jan 21, 2008 12:02 a.m. - Subject:

lol yes I have but come on he said parkour was shit even the pros then he sucked up to calamari and changed his story

+ everyone has to start somewhere


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Posted: Jan 21, 2008 12:06 a.m. - Subject:

i have a hting against retarded calling some of the shit seen on youtube parkour.

i don’t even call myself a traceur, but i have to agree with WYT, the feeling you get after a nice run is amazing.

not to mention it’s one fo the only things keeping me in shape hahaha


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Posted: Jan 21, 2008 1:09 p.m. - Subject:

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I doubt teh1337 that that was what you meant.

Your having a cry about parkour because I do parkour

Parkour is the fucken shit nothing can replicate the feeling of freefalling of a two storie building and walkong away from it feeling invincible

There is much more to parkour then jumping of shit. Parkour is an art , flowing and weaving your a way to a location faster then you would running there on flat ground while making it look good

You are a shallow minded person who hasn’t done enough research


Shut the fuck up...you make everything out to be about you. This was in regards to Angrymoses posting all that shit. Be a pal and "freefall" off the grand canyon, dick-lick.


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Posted: Jan 21, 2008 1:31 p.m. - Subject:

You might as well say football is just a term for kicking around a ball.


the1337


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Posted: Jan 21, 2008 1:44 p.m. - Subject:

Theres more to football then just kicking around a ball.


the1337


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Posted: Jan 21, 2008 1:57 p.m. - Subject:

No, parkour is a frenchy-land word for jumping. You got the basics of this through wh0yathinks speech. "Freefalling". You fucking jump. You don’t feel invincible, because i very much doubt you’ve ever "freefalling of a two storie building and walkong away". Footballs a manly sport. Nothings better then a bunch of real men hitting each other with the intent to maim or injure.


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Posted: Jan 21, 2008 2:03 p.m. - Subject:

Oh. Well I’m not a fan of soccer.


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Posted: Jan 21, 2008 2:10 p.m. - Subject:

and who are you talking to?


the1337


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Posted: Jan 21, 2008 2:34 p.m. - Subject:

I didn’t say i liked football for those reasons Calamari, i simply said that parkour is worthless.


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Posted: Jan 21, 2008 2:39 p.m. - Subject:

Parkour is more than ’just jumping’. I don’t particularly like it, but there’s more to it than that.


the1337


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Posted: Jan 21, 2008 2:43 p.m. - Subject:

Alright, all points taken. I admit, jumping off buildings is cool, but only when the person doing it gets severely injured. XD


DebaserInTheAss


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Posted: Jan 21, 2008 2:44 p.m. - Subject:

I’m going to kick the shit out of you.


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Posted: Jan 21, 2008 2:55 p.m. - Subject:

This is what teh1337 thought parkour was.
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