Getting rid of this peice of shit!
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2008 11:55 a.m. - Subject: Getting rid of this peice of shit! |
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On Friday i am getting a new pc and i was wondering what kinda shit i should put on this one to fuck with my grandfathers head when i give it to him. Anyone know any annoying programs or just anything that’ll piss him off.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2008 11:58 a.m. - Subject: |
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See, it’s things like this that make older people hate technologie...
I’d suggest NOT fucking around with his computer.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2008 11:59 a.m. - Subject: |
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a trojan
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2008 12:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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actually its not his computer.. its mine and im generously giving it to him. Therefore i may do with it what i please.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2008 12:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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You’re letting him have your computer, as a nice thing to do, but then you’re gonan fuck with him?
I don’t understand some people..
Well anyways, I guess it depends. How much does he know about computers? Would he know what a schedualed task is?
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2008 12:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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change the language to chinese.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2008 12:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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Jotto your a fucking retard gtfo
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2008 12:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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Make it so that when he types a common word it is replaced with an offencive one.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2008 12:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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[ulrl=http://www.computerpranks.com/downloadable-pranks/default.cfm?SubCategory1ID=22]Lots of funny pranks do download on someones computer most are harmless[/url]
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2008 12:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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Install a keylogger.
Prove the theory that says old men still look at porn.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2008 12:54 p.m. - Subject: |
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no, install something to remotely control the computer
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2008 12:59 p.m. - Subject: |
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^ i know he still does.. my cousin and i saw him doing it last year.. it was.....awkward at the least.
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'of the Universe'
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2008 1:13 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Prove the theory that says old men still look at porn.
Quote: ^ i know he still does.. my cousin and i saw him doing it last year.. it was.....awkward at the least.
That’s further support of "Gimp’s First Rule" which states, "If it’s a man’s computer, it will have porn on it, no exceptions". I bet Stephen Hawking’s computer has porn on it. ahahahaha.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2008 1:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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grannies on grannies ftw!
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Master Egg
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2008 1:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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set a condom on top of it and say he has a trojan.
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'of the Universe'
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2008 1:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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Ok, here’s what you do... you create a batch file and put this text in it:
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start http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12Z6pWhM6TA
exit
Now put that batch file in his startup folder and every time he starts his computer, it will go onto the internet and play that horrid cuppycake video.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2008 1:34 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: change the language to chinese.
Korean or Arabic.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2008 1:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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porn. puts lots of porn on it
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'The Devil'
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2008 2:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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fill it with loads of disturbing animal and rape porn
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2008 2:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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I would say, change the language, put porn on it, and gross porn [Rachie?] and then do what Gimp said.
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