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So the wieght of the world is crushing you....
   
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Kapraxis


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Posted: Jun 23, 2009 8:11 p.m. - Subject: So the wieght of the world is crushing you....

And you’ve decided the only choice is to end your miserable existence.

The question is, how will you end it?

Myself? I would take my truck (a 1984 GMC K5 diesel) and drive at full speed down the main street around here. About half way, I would set the cruise control, get out and sit on the hood, waving one of my swords at the police who would no doubt be in tow. If running into something didn’t kill me, I would commit seppuku.


iBmx


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Posted: Jun 23, 2009 8:15 p.m. - Subject:

Its the 6.2 right.
I want a k5 blazer..
Oh yeah,
id die of exhaustion from sex..on the hood of my truck going down the road =]


PussyLiquor


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Posted: Jun 23, 2009 8:17 p.m. - Subject:

A suicide full of epic win. This will take me a few hours...


The__Overlord


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Posted: Jun 23, 2009 8:40 p.m. - Subject:

I would correct a crazy person’s spelling. lol j/k


Kapraxis


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Posted: Jun 23, 2009 8:45 p.m. - Subject:

Hmm... I don’t think I had any spelling errors.

Also, yes, 6.2. I wish I had a 454 gasser, though. I love the power that the big block brings


PussyLiquor


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Posted: Jun 23, 2009 8:47 p.m. - Subject:

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Hmm... I don’t think I had any spelling errors.


Yes suh you did, Massa!

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So the wieght of the world is crushing you....


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wieght


Don’t beat me massa!


Blackaura


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Posted: Jun 23, 2009 8:49 p.m. - Subject:

I would love to die doing what I love, Driving.
In some epic awesome crash.


CleanseTheDoors


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Posted: Jun 23, 2009 8:54 p.m. - Subject:

I’d put a .22 to my head and pull the trigger after the last line of the song The End by the Doors.


PussyLiquor


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Posted: Jun 23, 2009 8:57 p.m. - Subject:

I’d walk into the ghetto and start talking to black people in that stereotypical white guy voice black comedians do.


The__Overlord


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Posted: Jun 23, 2009 9:03 p.m. - Subject:

lol, PL.

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I’d put a .22 to my head and pull the trigger after the last line of the song The End by the Doors.

That will just give you a pretty bad headache. I love "The End" by the Doors.


CleanseTheDoors


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Posted: Jun 23, 2009 9:07 p.m. - Subject:

I love the Doors in general. They’re one of my favorite bands.


Negro0nFire


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Posted: Jun 23, 2009 9:13 p.m. - Subject:

Maybe you could put it to you’re chest, and count how many rounds you can get in until you pass out/die.

I’d steal an F18 fighter jet, and bomb the shit out of something, fly around till I ran outta fuel, click the eject button, and freefall to my death (after flying as high as possible)


l3L00cl


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Posted: Jun 23, 2009 9:24 p.m. - Subject:

this is a weird question.


BlackHawk


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Posted: Jun 23, 2009 9:49 p.m. - Subject:

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click the eject button, and freefall to my death (after flying as high as possible)

I always thought it would be cool to die by jumping out of a plane or something to the effect. The way down would just be so much fun. Then you can die smiling.

I’d also like to die in my car though.. Go down with my ship. Hosing the exhaust in just seems too peaceful though. Plus, I’m not exactly going down with my ship if my ship isn’t going down.. I suppose I could slam into a wall going really fast. Either that or take her off a cliff (after searching far and wide to find one). The bad thing about these things is that I can’t guarantee that they’d kill me instantly.. Or kill me at all. I sure as hell don’t want to die in pain, and I don’t want to live crippled either.. It’d hard to decide.

I find it kind of sad that I actually put so much thought into this..

Also, I think it would be badass for what was left of me to be buried in what was left of my car. My car means a lot to me if you haven’t noticed..


Ecko


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Posted: Jun 23, 2009 9:52 p.m. - Subject:

Honestly I’d jump off a building if I wanted to go in style.

If I wanted it quick I’d use a gun.

I’d like to stab myself in the face.


PSD_XII


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Posted: Jun 23, 2009 10:19 p.m. - Subject:

I would steal my parents credit card. Then i would have sex with a hot ass hooker while sky diving. And making sure that hoe dies with me, because our so called parachutes are actually XXXL condoms.


SunshineHardcore


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Posted: Jun 23, 2009 10:49 p.m. - Subject:

I’d want to be in the woods with 5 people I fucking hate and a bear. I’ve only got to outlast one of them to make the death worth it and one is a cripple so I thinki I’m in the clear.


Negro0nFire


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Posted: Jun 23, 2009 10:53 p.m. - Subject:

Slap SKIT, and call him a faggot.
Then I’d get blown up by a grenade launcher.


Tha_Krook3d_1


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Posted: Jun 23, 2009 11:22 p.m. - Subject:

I would take 2 boxes of triple C’s and die tripping balls.


-Atheist-


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Posted: Jun 23, 2009 11:31 p.m. - Subject:

Halo jump and not pull the chute
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