British!So very proud!(Brits must read)
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| Posted: May 13, 2006 9:22 a.m. - Subject: British!So very proud!(Brits must read) |
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My teacher once asked me to write about being british for the olympic games in 2012..?anyway...read on...
Im proud to be a Brit because...
Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their pre5criptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and put our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Britain... do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight.
Only in Britain... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3 Brits die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars.
and finally.........
In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the loo.
Im so proud to be british!
Dee
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| Posted: May 13, 2006 9:25 a.m. - Subject: |
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All of your "only in britian" things are also true about America, and you stole them from the web.
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'elhoel'
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| Posted: May 13, 2006 9:26 a.m. - Subject: |
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Copy and paste:
http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=26;t=001165;p=1
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| Posted: May 13, 2006 9:27 a.m. - Subject: |
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You are SO full of shit.
"meh, I wrote this for school" BULL SHIT.
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'elhoel'
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| Posted: May 13, 2006 9:27 a.m. - Subject: |
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Fuck you Snow! I was in here first!
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'elhoel'
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| Posted: May 13, 2006 9:28 a.m. - Subject: |
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I was in here first! Haha, we found more then 1 site that has this!! Hahahahaha
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| Posted: May 13, 2006 9:29 a.m. - Subject: |
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Either way, this is pretty popular over the web, and this dick though we were dumb enough to believe that he wrote it. I’m shocked and appalled.
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| Posted: May 13, 2006 9:32 a.m. - Subject: |
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fuck you arsewrench
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'elhoel'
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| Posted: May 13, 2006 9:34 a.m. - Subject: |
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Eat shit and die you n00b piece of shit, leave this site or suffer the ban-hammer!
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| Posted: May 13, 2006 9:34 a.m. - Subject: |
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Why? Because you’re dumb enough to think that we’d believe you?
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Power Egg
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: May 13, 2006 9:36 a.m. - Subject: |
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Clegg, I thought it was the "bammer"?
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| Posted: May 13, 2006 9:42 a.m. - Subject: |
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0*
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| Posted: May 13, 2006 9:43 a.m. - Subject: |
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And Snow, ban him for advertising his egg please
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| Posted: May 13, 2006 9:44 a.m. - Subject: |
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But I’m the one advertising his egg.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: May 13, 2006 9:45 a.m. - Subject: |
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this is shit. A lot of these things also happen here..
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| Posted: May 13, 2006 9:46 a.m. - Subject: |
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Son of a BITCH, I can’t believe I fucked that up twice.
HERE’S the egg.
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| Posted: May 13, 2006 9:49 a.m. - Subject: |
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test
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| Posted: May 13, 2006 9:51 a.m. - Subject: |
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Ha, I knew it, it said Snow replied, but mine was still last
Oh well, anyways
Quote: But I’m the one advertising his egg.
This is the exact thing as his egg
Can’t that be considered advertising?
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| Posted: May 13, 2006 9:55 a.m. - Subject: |
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Where has that paco guy been lately?
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'elhoel'
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| Posted: May 13, 2006 10:03 a.m. - Subject: |
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I think Paco is locked out of his account too?
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