Game: Evil genie wish granters
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'Incompetent'
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| Posted: Aug 09, 2005 4:35 p.m. - Subject: Game: Evil genie wish granters |
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warning: off topic replies will be deleted and result in a 3-day ban
Each person who posts must grant the wish of the previous poster. The result must obey the wish to the letter, but violate the spirit of the wish. The wisher either doesn’t get what he really wanted, or was better off before the wish. The spoil must be related to the wish in some way, so no random heart attacks (unless that person actually wished for something that could conceivably cause a heart attack).
Each poster must also post a wish for the next person to spoil. The wish must not include any generic phrases such as "with no negative consequences." However, adding specific conditions to the wish is allowed, and is in fact encouraged, since it results in more creative spoils.
Example: I wish I had a delicious cheese sandwich
right now
Evil Genie answer:
GRANTED: A huge fat woman enters your house to deliver you a sandwich, but she is covered in horse shit and won’t stop vomiting. you have lost your apetite.
Here’s my wish to be destroyed:
I wish I was at the beach right now
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Aug 09, 2005 4:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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GRANTED: there is a tornado in the beach and ur sent out flying againnst amfence and are rushed to the ER
i wish id get good grades on this school year
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| Posted: Aug 09, 2005 4:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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GRANTED: you are sent to a school specifically for Retarded children and get good grades for the rest of the year
I wish I had a million dollars right now
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Aug 09, 2005 4:52 p.m. - Subject: |
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grr!!
GRANTED: you get a million dollars from a stranger who frames u and the police lock you up and dont let you use the computer to reply to my dumb wish
i wish that noobs on this site went to totse or something
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Aug 09, 2005 4:54 p.m. - Subject: |
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(the money was stolen)
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Aug 09, 2005 8:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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GRANTED: noobs go to totse then totse find out it was a wish from an RE member so tostse spammed the hell out of us.
i wish allitheripper was naked infront of me
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Aug 09, 2005 11:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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GRANTED: Unfortunately, Mina shows up naked as well and you go blind and can’t see Alli.
I wish for the ability to read people’s minds
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| Posted: Aug 10, 2005 12:05 a.m. - Subject: |
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GRANTED: you can now read people’s minds, but you can only read peoples minds when they are thinking about nasty stuff like the last time they had diarea or day dreaming about animal sex
I wish I could fly
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Aug 10, 2005 11:55 a.m. - Subject: |
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GRANTED: you can now fly, but every time you fly the american army think you’re a suicide bomber so they try blow you up.
I wish i was a millionaire
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Aug 11, 2005 6:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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u are a millionare but then ur stupid dog gave the money away to charity
i wish i knew what to wish for!
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Aug 12, 2005 2:34 p.m. - Subject: |
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You know what you want to wish for but it gets fucked up by the evil genie wish granters.
I wish for my room to be clean.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Aug 13, 2005 12:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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GRANTED! so clean and shiny the reflective light blinded you.
i wish i could teleport to places
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| Posted: Aug 13, 2005 2:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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GRANTED: you can now teleport places. but everytime you teleport you grow an asshole on your face that continuosly flows shit from it.
I wish I could turn invisible when ever I want, and also turn back to normal whenever I want
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Aug 13, 2005 4:54 p.m. - Subject: |
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GRANTED! you can turn invisible and uninvisible when ever you want but when ever you are invisible you are naked and can turn uninvisible only in crowded places like new york.
i wish i had some duct tape
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Aug 13, 2005 6:13 p.m. - Subject: |
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GRANTED! you have ducktape shoved up ur ass
i wish for keiser to make an other different game cuz this one is dead
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Aug 14, 2005 1:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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GRANTED: keiser makes different game in which you get to make mythbuster13’s life hell and watch him get raped by rabid squirells
i wish that i had more eggpoints....
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Aug 15, 2005 12:10 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted! you got so many you in negatives.
i wish i could think of a wish that couldnt go wrong.
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| Posted: Aug 15, 2005 9:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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GRANTED: your wish had nothing go wrong with it. but keiser got mad and punched you in the face for breaking the rules.
I wish Sara silverman was my sex slave
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Aug 16, 2005 10:32 a.m. - Subject: |
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GRANTED: but she operates and turns herself into a michaeljacksonlike person
I wish to be level 10 (in rotteneggs.com)
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Sep 03, 2005 2:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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GRANTED: you get to level 10 then you finally go to the power chat then RE suddenly ends.
i wish to have a fat joint in front of me
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