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'Purveyor of Filth'
Member Lvl: 88
Egg Points: 3159086
Posts: 5796
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 4:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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Fuck.....I wish i owned a business franchise
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'Motha-fuckin Norris'
Egg Moderator
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 917088
Posts: 5382
AIM
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 4:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted... But that business franchise is ’Pimp Yo Momma’.
I wish I could count cards.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 56
Egg Points: 758984
Posts: 5245
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 4:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it ends up being used in a terrorist plot.
I wish I could find reliable band members.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 56
Egg Points: 758984
Posts: 5245
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 4:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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Wow, I’m slow.
Granted, but only business cards.
Same wish.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 12
Egg Points: 49870
Posts: 585
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 4:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted But all the inflight movies star Whoopie Goldberg.
I wish that I had a maid for my house.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 12
Egg Points: 49870
Posts: 585
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 4:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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shit,Im retarded Didnt realize there was a second page
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 22
Egg Points: 535800
Posts: 1555
AIM
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 4:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but she is big and burly and always wants to have sex with you.
I wish heat ledger wer’nt dead.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 56
Egg Points: 758984
Posts: 5245
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 4:54 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but no one knows who Heat Ledger is, so no one cares
I wish EPICSEABEASTCTHULHU could spell
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'Motha-fuckin Norris'
Egg Moderator
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 917088
Posts: 5382
AIM
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 5:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but... Well... Not rly. X-D
I wish I had infinite wishes.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 57
Egg Points: 1713305
Posts: 4591
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 5:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, all of them get corrupted though!
I wish I had a gigantic bag of weed, and a couple more hours.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 41
Egg Points: 726464
Posts: 4661
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 5:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but with those last couple hours, you spend all the time trying to put out the weed that is on fire.
I wish GMT never visited RE agian
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'Motha-fuckin Norris'
Egg Moderator
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 917088
Posts: 5382
AIM
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 5:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but ’never’ ends in ten seconds.
Ten. Meme. Eight. Seven....
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 1261950
Posts: 2798
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 5:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but I eat you.
I wish I could figure out my Physics homework.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 41
Egg Points: 726464
Posts: 4661
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 5:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but the only one who would be in love with you in Renee Zelwiger
I wish someone could make a wish that could never be granted
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 39
Egg Points: 805969
Posts: 2760
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 6:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you’ll never be that someone so you don’t get credit for it.
I wish I had exactly what I already have. (Thta should be ungrantable)
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'Motha-fuckin Norris'
Egg Moderator
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 917088
Posts: 5382
AIM
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 6:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted... (Half a second ago, you had all you have now. :-P ) But it gets you nowhere.
I wish I could become invisible.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 41
Egg Points: 726464
Posts: 4661
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 6:15 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you must always wear visible clothes
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 41
Egg Points: 726464
Posts: 4661
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 6:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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I wish my science paper was done and I got 100 % in the class,
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'Fucked up'
Member Lvl: 73
Egg Points: 2843344
Posts: 7466
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 6:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted.... but you get hit by a truck.
I wish i could never die
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 13
Egg Points: 872268
Posts: 2365
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 6:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you suffer from great sickness everyday.
I wish I lived out in the mountains.
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