Message 1 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Feb 19 01:44:19 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Well... I have to break it in. ;) [*Wizards] Quinn wonders if Jeff heard him.. QOOC is back up... ;) but of /course/! ;) -------------------------- Message 2 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Feb 19 10:47:45 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: The scandal of it! [*Wizards] Rebecca: Y'oughta be ashamed of yourself... cleaning out poor #6... and with all the @kids she has to support, too... disgraceful. -------------------------- Message 3 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Feb 19 23:35:24 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: So *that* explains it... [*Wizards] Quinn: The 'volunteer' is who we laugh at if something breaks. -------------------------- Message 4 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Feb 21 10:45:06 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Tread lightly, dogs... The bastet kitten Sirie harumphs at Bannik. "I ain't no bastet.. That's _your_ name for us, and we won't take it any more! From now on, our race will be known as 'those-of-infinite-light-and-wisdom-and-who-will-shed-wherever-we-feel-like'! On your knees and beg for forgiveness, unworthy one!" The bastet kitten Sirie blinks, and wonders what came over her... Bannik raises an eyebrow, and steps back, "Okay, I'll start calling your meglo-maniacs instead of bastets. Deal?" The bastet kitten Sirie has eight sharp claws that say otherwise.. ;) -------------------------- Message 5 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Feb 21 18:04:04 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [Public] Bastet_Guest: Poor Jeff, he's nothing but a slower clone of me..:) -------------------------- Message 6 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Feb 22 23:21:20 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [*Wizards] Jeff goes fetal. -------------------------- Message 7 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Feb 23 10:49:04 1997 PST From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: I didn't know I was married. Eeew. [Public] Bannik [to David]: I want a divorce! -- Help? I don't want to be married to /him/. Steph? Omni? Anyone? -- David -------------------------- Message 8 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Feb 23 23:15:18 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [Public] Jeff sighs pitifully. "If that EVER happens again, Steph... @toad me. Please." -------------------------- Message 9 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Feb 24 16:10:32 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: HEE! [*Wizards] Quinn pops open Jeff's brain and looks under the hood. What kind of oil are you using? [*Wizards] Jeff: Canola. -------------------------- Message 10 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Feb 25 09:56:53 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [*Wizards] Jeff feels himself drifting into tangent land. Grr. -------------------------- Message 11 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Feb 25 10:01:10 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Your point being...? [*Wizards] Stephanie is in a /very/ goofy mood. Watch out. -------------------------- Message 12 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Feb 25 17:08:19 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Bannik waits for his daily @boot... -------------------------- Message 13 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Feb 25 18:01:53 1997 PST From: Omni (#447) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Hee....I've got to remember this one.... [*Wizards] Quinn: The SO knows full well that I have MODO. [*Wizards] David: MODO? [*Wizards] Quinn: My Own Damn Opinion -------------------------- Message 14 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Feb 25 20:16:18 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Quinn decides to strip naked and streak the channel. -------------------------- Message 15 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Feb 25 20:20:13 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [Public] Jeff: +dig is fun.. +dig is your /friend/... -------------------------- Message 16 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Feb 25 20:20:51 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [***] David: You want to kiss me and love me and call me George. -------------------------- Message 17 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Feb 25 20:22:44 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [*Wizards] David snickers at Quinn. Ooh, beat me, big boy. -------------------------- Message 18 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Feb 25 22:23:25 1997 PST From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: O-kay. (Over the Phone) Omni: My printer likes whips and chains! Wonder why...huh. David -------------------------- Message 19 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Feb 26 13:20:52 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: The perils of the pen... [*Wizards] Quinn: It was a card, and a handwritten letter (which is very unusual), and a movie. [*Wizards] David awws. [*Wizards] David: That's sweet. [*Wizards] Quinn: No, it's not. I had to send a decoder ring with the letter. -------------------------- Message 20 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Feb 26 14:14:39 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Yes, they /do/ share a brain... [*Wizards] David: Why izzat? [*Wizards] Jeff chuckles. "Whyzzat?" -------------------------- Message 21 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Feb 26 15:08:20 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*Wizards] Quinn leaves you two to your brain. -------------------------- Message 22 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Feb 26 17:35:00 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [Building!] David spanks Jeff. Bad Right Brain. Bad! -------------------------- Message 23 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Feb 26 18:26:35 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*Wizards] Quinn: Hopeful (n.) - sing. A person who is addicted to the Hope Station theme. plu. Hopefuls -------------------------- Message 24 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Feb 27 00:18:45 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Was this some kind of test? ;) [*Wizards] Jeff: Quinn? [*Wizards] Quinn: Jeff? [*Wizards] Jeff: Quinn? [*Wizards] Quinn: Jeff? [*Wizards] Jeff: Quinn? [Monitor] Quinn (#94) disconnected at Thu Feb 27 00:15:53 1997 PST - 2 on. -------------------------- Message 25 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Feb 27 12:58:48 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: The Hunter stalks his prey... David returns from the Verb Editor. David dohs. David slaps the code. David has left. -------------------------- Message 26 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Feb 27 17:28:04 1997 PST From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from David [Public] Maggie fits in the palm of your hand. ;) That's now how small I am. >;) -------------------------- Message 27 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Feb 28 17:01:43 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Bad taste! [****] Quinn: Sliders good. [****] Quinn: X-Files bad. [****] Quinn runs. Well, one out of three ain't bad. -------------------------- Message 28 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Mar 1 07:14:46 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff Bannik pages: Okay, then. I'll do what I do best. Say what's wrong :) -------------------------- Message 29 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Mar 3 16:03:58 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*Wizards] You hear a faint echo of Stephanie screaming imprecations at Jeff as she logs off......... -------------------------- Message 30 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Mar 3 19:27:10 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [*Wizards] Jeff chuckles. "I want to see the day when the four of us can stand up on a stage in front of millions of screaming fans who want to watch us +dig and @desc." -------------------------- Message 31 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Mar 3 23:37:33 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [*Wizards] Jeff: I own all mailing lists and rule them with an iron fist. Anyone who refuses to acknowledge The Echoing Green's enduring spiffness will have all messages @rmmail'd. -------------------------- Message 32 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Mar 4 12:40:52 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Whoa... [Public] Bannik: Someone @boot me off... I haven't been in a while. [Monitor] Bannik (#109) disconnected at Tue Mar 4 12:39:01 1997 PST - 5 on. [Public] Jeff dusts his hands. "There." [Public] Jeff: What can I say? We're here to serve the players. -------------------------- Message 33 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Mar 4 14:16:16 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [*Wizards] Stephanie has no nifty graphics thingies. Eek. Dog is puking. Now happy. -------------------------- Message 34 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Mar 4 14:37:22 1997 PST From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Quinn just goes COO-COO! [*Wizard] Quinn goes coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs. [Public] Quinn goes coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs. [EVERY CHANNEL ON MOO] Quinn goes coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs. Um...Quinn? Seek help. Now. :) -------------------------- Message 35 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Mar 4 19:53:46 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Don't wanna know... nope... [*Wizards] Stephanie [to Omni]: I /wish/ I knew. /No/ one comes in my room, except me, my dog (who's female), and my neutered male cat. [*Wizards] Quinn: So girls and eunuchs. Fun.. you're gonna have yer /own/ room, right? -------------------------- Message 36 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Mar 5 00:24:04 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: DOH! [*****] Stephanie: Eek. Must relog. Don't say a /thing/. [Monitor] Stephanie (#444) disconnected at Wed Mar 5 00:22:26 1997 PST - 3 on. [*****] Jeff chatters endlessly while Steph's away. Bwaha! [*****] David says stuff, just to bug Steph. [*****] David DOHS! [*****] Jeff: DOH! -------------------------- Message 37 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Mar 5 17:32:51 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Quinn: You know cable sucks when your movies choices are, "It's Pat: The Movie," "Iron Eagle II," or "Stuart Saves His Family." -------------------------- Message 38 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Mar 5 19:26:59 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [*Wizards] Quinn snaps the whip, "CODE!" -------------------------- Message 39 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Mar 5 23:16:09 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [*Wizards] Quinn: Oh yes! David, will you marry me? -------------------------- Message 40 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Mar 5 23:42:17 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [*Wizards] Quinn NOs! I don't wanna turn this into a MUD. ;) -------------------------- Message 41 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Mar 5 23:46:11 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Uh oh. [*Wizards] Stephanie's job in life is to *qooc. [*Wizards] Quinn: Jeff and Stephanie, King and Queen of *QOOC. [*Wizards] David: Does that mean they're getting married? [*Wizards] Quinn: Over my dead body. [*Wizards] David blinkies eyelashes at Quinn. "But...but...you and I...together forever!" *ducks* Sorry Jeff, David. :) -------------------------- Message 42 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Mar 5 23:48:21 1997 PST From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from David [*Wizards] Stephanie: No, I was happy that Jeff logged on. I don't say 'yes', I just moan. :) -------------------------- Message 43 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Mar 6 15:34:23 1997 PST From: Miriam (#454) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Miriam OOC: Lieutenant JG Bannik says "Earl Grey is made out of people, people!!! No, wait, that's soilent green... eep" -------------------------- Message 44 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Mar 7 00:03:31 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie David shouts, "" Our David is a man of few (in this case no) words. -------------------------- Message 45 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Mar 7 19:11:31 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: No comment. None needed. [*****] Bannik [to Jeff]: Oh, Jeff, I never knew you felt that way about me! Kiss me, you fool! [*****] Bannik thwaps himself as many times as he possibly can. -------------------------- Message 46 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Mar 8 14:03:02 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Let's Not Go There. [*****] Bannik: Okay, Jeff, picture this. Me, you, and David, all with civilian alts, you and Dav live in the same room, I live close to it. Across the hall from you two are Steph, Tari, and Ripley, all with alts. And together, we have wacky misadventures concerning up falling in love with each other, and break-ups, getting mugged, etc. [*****] Jeff: Friends In Space. [*****] Bannik Grins, a-yup :) [*****] Jeff: AUUUUUUGGGGHHHH!!! -------------------------- Message 47 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Mar 8 20:01:40 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: OOOooooooo. [Public] Maggie yups. Just litter my bed with rose petals and call me swooned. ;) -------------------------- Message 48 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Mar 9 00:03:03 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Eep. [*Wizards] Quinn says something, "Y'know.. this love thing is really odd." [*Wizards] Quinn smirks, "All your life, you push against it, and denounce it, make fun of it... and then when you're /in/ it... total protonic reversal. :)" [*Wizards] Jeff: Total protonic reversal. That's a /bad/ thing, isn't it, Egon? -------------------------- Message 49 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Mar 9 23:08:03 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: I didn't know descing was that bad... :x [*Wizards] Stephanie sighs in pleasure. Released from the daily bondage. -------------------------- Message 50 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Mar 10 14:58:20 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: He'd be hurt, I think... ;) [Monitor] Aginor (#476) connected at Mon Mar 10 14:55:15 1997 PST - 2 on. [Public] Aginor: decided I'd come keep you company, Jeff. Hope was empty, except for Osborn and he doesn't count. -------------------------- Message 51 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Mar 10 20:39:19 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Uh oh. [*Wizards] Quinn is confused. [*Wizards] David [to Quinn]: Yer male. That's allowed. [*Wizards] Quinn: It is? Is it written? [*Wizards] David nods. "It is written." [*Wizards] Quinn: YAY! I have a ticket out of arguments where I have to say I'm sorry! Don't count on it, bub. ;) -------------------------- Message 52 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Mar 10 21:46:58 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Help! It's happening again! Stephanie gets a strange vision of Jeff and a Flaky Router standing before the altar. Quinn LOL. "I now pronounce you man and router." Quinn says, "I present to you, Mister and Missus Jeff and Flaky Router." -------------------------- Message 53 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Mar 10 22:58:21 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie Jeff throws up his hands and simply decides that tonight is *qooc-off. yeek. -------------------------- Message 54 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Mar 10 22:58:31 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn Stephanie rolls her eyes. "We used to sit around and critique porno's when we were bored." -------------------------- Message 55 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Mar 10 23:15:15 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Um.. okay... Stephanie hasn't played with crayons in /so/ long. I need to color, I think. -------------------------- Message 56 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Mar 10 23:24:56 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff Tickle-me-Quinn Doll jumps up and suckles on David's chin! -------------------------- Message 57 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Mar 10 23:29:54 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Yeah /right/. :) Jeff is being abused! Help! As if they'd believe him over me. Right? ;) -------------------------- Message 58 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Mar 10 23:32:31 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: She's got THREE hands!!!! Stephanie holds her hand in her hands and whimpers. -------------------------- Message 59 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Mar 11 02:30:02 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Uh oh. He's handing off mantles again. [*Wizards] Jeff drops off his amateur hacker mantle and presents it to David. "I'm not worthy." [*Wizards] Jeff: three OS's on a machine? That's like geek nirvana. COOL. :) -------------------------- Message 60 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Mar 11 02:35:37 1997 PST From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Steph, the Goddess of Phoenix [*Wizards] David bows in veneration to the glory that is Steph. [*Wizards] Stephanie bows around the channel, accepting praise, money, flowers, pledges of etern love, etc. Wooh, Phoenix has a religion now! -------------------------- Message 61 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Mar 11 02:47:43 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [*Wizards] Quinn: Babyschlong-5?!? --Uh, Quinn? We don't want to know. -------------------------- Message 62 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Mar 11 19:31:39 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [Quinn!] Stephanie: Klingons are mating. :) -------------------------- Message 63 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Mar 11 23:49:43 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: If Microsoft were based out of Georgia.. If Microsoft was based out of Georgia * Their #1 product would be Microsoft Win-ders * Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle * Occasionally you'd bring up a window that was covered with a Hefty bag * Dialog boxes would give you the choice of "Ahh-ight" or "Naw" * Instead of "Ta-Da", the opening sound would be Dueling Banjos * The "Recycle Bin" in Win-ders '95 would be an outhouse * Whenever you pulled up the sound player you'd hear a digitized drunk redneck yelling "Freebird" * Instead of "Start Me Up", the Win-ders '95 theme song would be Achy-Breaky Heart * Power Point would be named "ParPawnt" * Microsoft's programming tools would be "Vishul Basic" and "Vishul C++" * Win-ders 95 logo would incorporate the Confederate Flag * Microsoft Word would be just that; one word * New shutdown WAV: "Y'all come back now!" * Instead of VP, Microsoft big shots would be called "Cuz" * Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am * Microsoft Office replace with Micr'sawft Henhouse * Four words: Daisy Duke Screen Saver * Well, the first thing you know, old Bill's a billionaire.... * Spreadsheet software would include examples to inventory dead cars in your front yard * Flight simulator replaced by Tractor Pull simulator * Microsoft CEO: Bubba Gates * Instead of computer golf, the game of choice would be: a. Interactive WWF Rasslin' b. Beer bottle toss at roadsigns c. Mud Boggin d. "Bacca spittin' at insects * Instead of MS "virus scan" it would be MS "Cooties (Lice) Rinse" * Not "config.sys" and "autoexec.bat" -- but "conjugate w/sis" and autoparts.bunch * Instead of error tones, mis-struck keys would be met with sound of "Aww Sheeit" * Solitaire would offer choice of "number of players" * All shapes in Tetris would be same-sized squares * Favorite adult www homepage would involve pictures of 'sexy' farm animals. -------------------------- Message 64 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Mar 12 09:50:44 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff Stephanie grabs your shoulders and holds you to the ground. "No bouncing! Sit! Stay! Good Kumquat!" -------------------------- Message 65 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Mar 13 22:00:52 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Does this mean my old logs will be collectors' items? [*Wizards] Quinn [to Stephanie]: That is one really sexy, yet subbornly firm chin. :) *duck/run* [*Wizards] Stephanie: Remind me to take that /out/ of her desc. :0 -------------------------- Message 66 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Mar 14 00:21:42 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Overheard at a local Anime convention... "Ahh... Young otaku in love." "They've got to breed somehow." -------------------------- Message 67 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Mar 14 00:36:14 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: ElseMOO, but /so/ appropriate! Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schitzophrenic and so am I! -------------------------- Message 68 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Mar 14 00:51:23 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Also ElseMOO. :) David-alt perks his head up. Did someone say ... /coding/? -------------------------- Message 69 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Mar 15 19:38:52 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Try #0:do_command... [*****] Quinn lost his optimism.... seen it anywhere? [*****] Quinn: I thought I left it under the $list_utils... -------------------------- Message 70 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Mar 15 19:52:16 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Quinn goes for the jugular... [Public] Quinn: Voyager is a good show. [Public] Quinn: Voyager is better than DS9. [Public] Quinn: Voyager kicks Star Wars' ass. [Public] Marcus writhes on the ground. [Public] Quinn: Voyager's captain is Marcus' dream girl. [Public] Marcus raises an eyebrow at Quinn. [Public] Quinn checks for pulse. -------------------------- Message 71 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Mar 15 20:16:43 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [Public] Marcus: I saw we kill this bastard named Me! Who's with Me?! -------------------------- Message 72 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Mar 15 20:20:12 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Why did I expect this? [Public] Quinn: Okay! Who wants to lick their eyeballs? [Public] Marcus raises his hand, "Ooh, Ooh, Me!!!" -------------------------- Message 73 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Mar 15 20:21:48 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Eyeball tea, anyone? [Public] Hull: Sorry, eyeballs aren't my cup of tea. -------------------------- Message 74 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Mar 15 20:23:23 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Downloading stims? [Public] Hull wonders what exactly Marcus has been downloading and why isn't he sharing. -------------------------- Message 75 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Mar 15 23:34:10 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Rikki-Tikki-Tavi.. eat yer heart out. [Public] Jeff notes for the record that he dances like a defribulated mongoose.. -------------------------- Message 76 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Mar 16 08:20:40 1997 PST From: Marcus (#109) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: How the Borg Stole Christmas Go to http://www.io.com/~villyard/plaidder/borg.htm, I about split a gut. -------------------------- Message 77 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Mar 16 16:13:06 1997 PST From: Omni (#447) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Steph and her Phases...... [Public] Stephanie has her weekly Recruitment Phase. Give it a minute, it'll pass. -------------------------- Message 78 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Mar 16 16:42:01 1997 PST From: Asur (#467) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Asur "[Public] Stephanie: No. I /love/ Janeway." -------------------------- Message 79 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Mar 17 12:13:50 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [*Wizards] David: I'm free, you know. -------------------------- Message 80 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Mar 17 12:41:22 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [Public] Jeff: The mystery of what happens on *wiz when no one's looking is no longer. It's like finding out what they put in sausage, really. -------------------------- Message 81 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Mar 17 12:44:12 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] David: Screw the French, this is America, screw 'em. -------------------------- Message 82 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Mar 17 21:18:49 1997 PST From: Maggie (#457) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Not entirely acurate, cuz it was done after the fact.../but/...;) [Public] Maggie has a very important question to ask you, so consider before you answer, okay? [Public] Jeff: Ummm... [Public] Jeff: Okay. [Public] Maggie okays. [Public] Maggie: Jeff? [Public] Maggie takes a deep breath... [Public] Maggie: Will you marry me? [Public] Jeff blinks. -------------------------- Message 83 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Mar 18 02:52:56 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Um? Jeff shouts, "PLOINK!" [Monitor] Jeff (#111) disconnected at Tue Mar 18 02:51:47 1997 PST - 2 on. Interesting farewell, Jeff. Verrry interesting. -------------------------- Message 84 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Mar 18 12:35:21 1997 PST From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from David [*****] Stephanie: Okay, sure. :) Stephie-foo is feeling /very/ smart today. -------------------------- Message 85 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Mar 18 12:44:42 1997 PST From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Does that make Quinn 'Quinn Lane'? Stephanie leaps out a nearby window, cape fluttering behind her. -------------------------- Message 86 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Mar 18 13:48:20 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*Wizards] Stephanie handcuffs her hands together with a purple scrunchee. I have just too much fun. -------------------------- Message 87 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Mar 18 14:02:51 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*Wizards] Quinn: And before you ask.. no they're not /my/ underthings. -------------------------- Message 88 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Mar 18 19:44:28 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [*Wizards] Quinn walks onto the channel wearing nothing but his glasses and a towel. -------------------------- Message 89 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Mar 19 12:06:25 1997 PST From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Um...nested Wizards? Player name Connected Idle time Location ----------- --------- --------- -------- David (#433) 40 minutes 0 seconds Stephanie Stephanie (#444) 2 hours 9 seconds Jeff Jeff (#111) 14 minutes a minute Quinn Quinn (#94) 5 hours 5 hours Wizard -- Are they nuts? -- Yes. We are. :) -------------------------- Message 90 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Mar 19 16:38:53 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [Public] Jeff: Whoa. Brain hurts. -------------------------- Message 91 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Mar 19 19:52:49 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Building!] Stephanie bats her lashes. Can I play with your exits? -------------------------- Message 92 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Mar 19 21:14:42 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Tope ten ways the Bible would have been different if written by college students. Top ten ways the Bible would have been different if written by college students. 10). Loaves and Fishes replaced by Pizza and Chips 9). Ten Commandments are actually only five, but because they are double-spaced and written in a large font, they look like ten. 8). Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't dorm food. 7). Paul's Letters to the Romans become Paul's E-Mail to the Romans. 6). Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates. 5). The place where the end of the world occurs, not the Plains of Armageddon, rather Finals. 4). Book of Armaments would be in there somewhere. 3). Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert for 40 years: They didn't want to ask directions and look like a Freshman. 2). Tower of Babel blamed for Foreign Language requirement. 1). Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter and hoped no one noticed. -------------------------- Message 93 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Mar 19 22:10:21 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*Wizards] Quinn: Oh wow.. there actually is a channel ***** -------------------------- Message 94 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Mar 19 22:31:32 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*Wizards] Stephanie: If you get a house, my mess gets a room of its own. -------------------------- Message 95 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Mar 19 22:48:29 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [*Wizards] Jeff [to Quinn]: save me. Caleb is trapped in a small room with an Upset Person. -------------------------- Message 96 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Mar 19 22:53:33 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff (regarding Johnny Mneumonic) [*Wizards] Quinn: I've seen better film on teeth. -------------------------- Message 97 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Mar 19 23:01:19 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [*Wizards] Quinn: I'm in love with Ms. Spock! -------------------------- Message 98 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Mar 19 23:34:39 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: WOO! 101 *Qooc's in 29 days. Be proud y'all! -------------------------- Message 99 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Mar 21 22:41:59 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Hope_Guest sighs, "I already RP the parts of a hard, middleaged military type, 2 children, a teenager, a single mother, a hooker, a psychotic dark Jedi, and a ferret." -------------------------- Message 100 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Mar 21 23:22:54 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Ael and her herrings have competition? [Public] Omni smacks her net with a tuna. "Behave." -------------------------- Message 101 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Mar 22 00:06:19 1997 PST From: Leigh (#486) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Leigh OOC: Joey says "Or at least perceived as such. Oh, God help me, I'm recreating Luke Skywalker." -------------------------- Message 102 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Mar 22 18:24:19 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [******] Marcus sighs blissfully, as his bone liquidify. -------------------------- Message 103 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Mar 23 03:30:44 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Now /this/ is nice. :) Player Name On For Idle Doing % Stephanie 03:50 0s Whatever I /wanna/ do. % Quinn 06:38 6s Whatever Stephanie wants me to do. -------------------------- Message 104 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Mar 24 20:37:24 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [-*WelcArea-] Develin isn't on Furry! I swear! I went once and left! :> -------------------------- Message 105 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Mar 24 21:03:48 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: MMMhmmmmm... [-*WelcArea-] Quinn strokes Develin. [-*WelcArea-] Quinn says, "His ego, I mean.. his ego!" -------------------------- Message 106 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Mar 25 20:29:28 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [Public] Stephanie: Didja know if you lick gummy bears, you can stick them to your face? -------------------------- Message 107 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Mar 25 20:29:41 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [Public] Quinn: Chirop has this huge seaQuest fetish. he dreams of mating with Darwin, but no matter how hard we try, we can't convince the poor lad that Darwin doesn't exist. -------------------------- Message 108 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Mar 25 23:04:33 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*Wizards] Quinn is moaning because Stephanie does strange things to me. -------------------------- Message 109 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Mar 26 16:51:18 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Marcus looks around, then sighs, I have no babies. "Jeff, will you be my baby?" -------------------------- Message 110 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Mar 26 17:10:01 1997 PST From: Marcus (#109) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: That's nice, Larry... [Public] Lane named himself after a stuffed animal he has when he was really tiny. Larry the lion :) -------------------------- Message 111 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Mar 26 23:22:24 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Uh oh. :) [*Wizards] Quinn: Mallory. Quinn Mallory. I'm 094. [*Wizards] Quinn: I have a license to goof. -------------------------- Message 112 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Mar 27 13:47:24 1997 PST From: Develin (#515) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: When not to be online... [Public] Stephanie: Oh /yes/ Oh /yes/ Oh /yes/! -------------------------- Message 113 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Mar 27 13:51:13 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Develin: So many kumquats, so little time. -------------------------- Message 114 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Mar 27 23:38:22 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*Wizards] Quinn: Who's building Jericho? Awright, thanks Jeff and Stephanie! -------------------------- Message 115 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Mar 27 23:53:33 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [*Wizards] Jeff doesn't want to lick fontana. -------------------------- Message 116 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Mar 28 18:41:49 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: So /that/ explains it... [Public] Marcus waverazationianizes :) [Public] Marcus grumbles, wrong macro :) -------------------------- Message 117 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Mar 29 01:51:57 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [*Wizards] Jeff holds out a gun with a preposteriously long barrel and pulls the trigger at steph. *BANG!* A flag pops out and unfurls, reading, 'Hah! right.' -------------------------- Message 118 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Mar 30 18:12:13 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [Public] Marcus has a bra in the closet [rest garbled]. -------------------------- Message 119 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Mar 30 20:01:57 1997 PST From: Beretta (#516) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Marcus and Ben Kingsly Forever? [Public] Marcus: And Ben Kingsly does it soooo well... -------------------------- Message 120 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Mar 30 20:02:43 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Well, she /did/ warn me ;) [*Wizards] Jeff: DOOD. [*Wizards] Stephanie: Jeff, if you ever say DOOD again, I will boot you. :) [*Wizards] Jeff: DOOD. *** Disconnected *** -------------------------- Message 121 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Mar 30 20:39:49 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: It would've explained a great many things.... damn. [Rant] Marcus: Hey, news tonight... I got my mom to admit she smoked pot. And no, not when she was pregnant with me... :) -------------------------- Message 122 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Mar 30 21:05:07 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Rant] Marcus dons a clowns nose, big floppy shoes, paints his face, and runs around the channel, tripping a lot, and honking a horn. -------------------------- Message 123 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Mar 31 06:13:35 1997 PST From: Lane (#475) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Okaaaay [Public] Marcus chuckles, Quinn gets turned on my ST literature... -------------------------- Message 124 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Mar 31 16:38:35 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Omni grins. Hey, just string me up in red and call me Cupid. ;) -------------------------- Message 125 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Mar 31 16:57:23 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [Public] Kitteridge gets the hand cuffs and black leather -------------------------- Message 126 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Mar 31 16:59:57 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Go Quinn. :) [Public] Quinn: Just kidding. This is a man-made system.. it ain't perfect. [Public] Quinn: If it were woman-made... -------------------------- Message 127 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Apr 1 01:48:02 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Nice. [*Wizards] David wants a green-skinned dancing girl. [*Wizards] David rings up Maggie. -------------------------- Message 128 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Apr 1 01:53:06 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [*Wizards] A bomb blows up Jeff's BM alt. David's BM alt cackles and fawns to Maggie, who might throw him a dog-treat. -------------------------- Message 129 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Apr 1 02:00:02 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [*Wizards] David strips nekkid and runs out in the snow, the themesong to 'Born Free' playing behind him. -------------------------- Message 130 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Apr 1 20:14:04 1997 PST From: Develin (#515) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Develin [Public] Avalon [to Avalon]: You had a date? Where? -------------------------- Message 131 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Apr 1 21:07:52 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [******] Stephanie makes soft whimpering noises, curled in a ball and shaking. "Need RP." -------------------------- Message 132 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Apr 1 21:11:14 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [*Wizards] Stephanie: My arse is asleep. -------------------------- Message 133 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Apr 3 01:00:11 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: The Number One Reason... David and Steph shouldn't be allowed on the MOO alone, late at night. :) David shouts, "I'm NAUGHTY. QUINN ISN"T HERE SO I AM YELLING!" You shout, "I'M TELLING! ;)" David shouts, "COME TO ME, MY LOVE! :)" You shout, "YES! Always!" You shout, "Anything else before I *qooc? :)" David shouts, "Eep. Um...don't? :)" You shout, "Too late! ::evil cackles::" David shouts, "EEP." [Public] Jeff: Umm. And so, we were foiled again by Jeff's return. :) -------------------------- Message 134 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Apr 3 01:04:01 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie David shouts, "I love you, you love me, we're a happy brain family!" -------------------------- Message 135 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Apr 4 20:34:32 1997 PST From: Develin (#515) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: I'm Talking to my-see-elf... I'd been idle for about three hours, and chekced my screen finally--I saw: [Public] Marcus: Okay, I'm watching Hellraiser... tell me this... how can you die in Hell? [Public] Marcus: I mean, aren't you already dead? [Public] Marcus: What, do you come back to life? [Public] Marcus: What kind of punishment is that, then? [Public] Marcus: David! :) [Public] Marcus: Steph! :) -------------------------- Message 136 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Apr 5 00:47:03 1997 PST From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from David [*****] Stephaine: Oh /ho/. So, because I don't have a *****, you can't say you love me? -------------------------- Message 137 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Apr 5 02:09:53 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] David considers naming himself Cleopatra. -------------------------- Message 138 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Apr 9 21:44:08 1997 PDT From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: I had to share this.. ;) ElseMU* but hey ;) [Harper] Hatcher gets ready to call it a night. Sleep tight, kids :) [Harper] Tayla waves to her Sugardaddy :) [Harper] Hatcher loves the sound of that. Call me it again. [Harper] Tayla purrrrs. Sugardaddy :) [Harper] Hatch shudders. Tayla, you are /the/ coolest, have I ever told you that? -------------------------- Message 139 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Apr 9 21:53:32 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: The spiffness of threading ;) [Monitor] Checkpoint started at Wed Apr 9 21:52:21 1997 PDT. [*Wizards] Quinn: BLEAH! [*Wizards] Quinn: HAHAH! [*Wizards] Quinn: Way cool. [Monitor] Checkpoint finished at Wed Apr 9 21:52:43 1997 PDT. -------------------------- Message 140 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Apr 10 00:14:02 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: The humor goes down the tubes... [Monitor] Phoenix takes a dump at Thu Apr 10 00:08:13 1997 PDT. [Monitor] Phoenix uses toilet paper to wipe at Thu Apr 10 00:08:35 1997 PDT. -------------------------- Message 141 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Apr 10 22:21:05 1997 PDT From: Maggie (#457) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) [Public] Stephanie ahems to Jeff. We're done, for this moment. +finger Maggie, +finger Stephanie, +finger Omni. :) [Public] Jeff blinks. [Public] Maggie beams. :) [Public] Jeff is afraid to. [Public] Omni grins. [Public] Stephanie: Nooo. Do it. :) [Public] Omni scritches under Jeff's chin. Awwww. :) [Public] Jeff CLOSES his eyes and winces and +fingers. [Public] Maggie waits for the reaction. ;) [Monitor] Jeff (#111) disconnected at Thu Apr 10 22:16:49 1997 PDT - 4 on. It worked. ;) -------------------------- Message 142 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Apr 15 00:11:48 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: We scare me too... [*Wizards] David: JEFFIESNOOKUMS! [*Wizards] Jeff: DAVIEWOOGIEFOO! [*Wizards] Stephanie: Weird. Very weird. [*Wizards] Jeff: We scare me sometimes. -------------------------- Message 143 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Apr 15 12:30:13 1997 PDT From: Valerian (#561) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Oh no [Public] Jeff: We're all really Quinn-alts. [Public] Jeff: Every one of us. [Public] Jeff: Hoi! [Public] David: HOI! -------------------------- Message 144 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Apr 15 12:33:09 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Um. Jeff forced you to: pub on David forced you to: pub HOI! [Public] Stephanie: HOI! This is what happens at 2:31 pm when David and Jeff get into one of their little silly fits. :) -------------------------- Message 145 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Apr 15 12:35:47 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Um... [*****] Jeff finds pics of Cathy. She really does look amazingly cool in leather. AFK for lunch. ;) -------------------------- Message 146 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Apr 15 15:41:38 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Lane wonders if you can target the Farragut's guns at the IRS from $nothing -------------------------- Message 147 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Apr 15 19:49:52 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: The Brain Strikes AGain [David's Alt] is 25 years, 4 months, and 22 days old. [Jeff's Alt] is 25 years, 4 months, and 23 days old. -------------------------- Message 148 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Apr 16 17:27:47 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: David's doing it again. :) [Monitor] Chambers (#571) disconnected at Wed Apr 16 17:25:47 1997 PDT - 8 on. [Monitor] Chambers (#571) connected at Wed Apr 16 17:25:55 1997 PDT - 9 on. [Public] David holds out his hands, "I do baptise you a Marcus alt." He's @booting again. :) -------------------------- Message 149 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Apr 16 17:54:02 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: The Brain absorbs antoher... [*********] David NOS! [*********] Chambers NOS! Pity him...he hath been absorbed... -------------------------- Message 150 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Apr 16 22:52:39 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [****] Jeff: Milk is a good thing. It goes better with cereal than, say, DW40. -------------------------- Message 151 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Apr 17 19:07:44 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Mommy...where /are/ you! [Monitor] Clone_Guest (#434) connected at Thu Apr 17 19:05:44 1997 PDT - 8 on. [**********] Jeffsaw aol.comfor a sec and was AFRAID! -------------------------- Message 152 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Apr 17 21:35:33 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Quinn: Well, the packet transmission rate maxes out at 6k/sec, but 6k of text is like.. when Jeff poses or something. -------------------------- Message 153 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Apr 18 01:54:29 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*Wizards] Quinn is going to be the best wife Stephanie could ever hope for. -------------------------- Message 154 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Apr 18 11:58:01 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] David fixes Jeff's Gender. -------------------------- Message 155 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Apr 18 11:58:50 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: And it didn't even /hurt/... David forced you to: @gender Female Gender set to female. Your pronouns: she,her,her,hers,herself,She,Her,Her,Hers,Herself Thank heavens I didn't mav bastet-speech. ;) -------------------------- Message 156 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Apr 18 12:04:57 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: I sense conspiracy. From afar, Lane scritches yer chin! From afar, Odette scritches yer chin! From afar, Nguyen scritches yer chin! From afar, Omni scritches yer chin! From afar, David scritches yer chin! The clincher, though... ;) Long distance to Jeff: Jeff scritches yer chin! From afar, Jeff scritches yer chin! -------------------------- Message 157 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Apr 18 12:24:12 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*Wizards] Quinn: Well, it's like... being older and having someone say, "Okay, you're 65, here's your social security.. but the hemeroid medcine.. that comes with us." -------------------------- Message 158 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Apr 18 14:31:18 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Eew... [Public] Ryvin: I'm not the one sleeping with my dog. -------------------------- Message 159 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Apr 18 15:47:55 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: This is how we amuse ourselves, you see. David forced you to: @force Steph with @force Omni with @force REbecca with @force Jeff with ;boot_player(#433) You forced Stephanie to: @force Omni with @force REbecca with @force Jeff with ;boot_player(#433) Rebecca forced you to: ;boot_player(#433) [*WizMonitor] Login: #-482 from nova.dreamscape.com at Fri Apr 18 15:42:22 1997 PDT. [*WizMonitor] (#-482): connect. [*******] David forgot Wizard. :) -------------------------- Message 160 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Apr 18 16:02:10 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: When's the Wedding? [**********] Jeff falls madly in love with Adobe Type Manager Delux. GAH. -------------------------- Message 161 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Apr 18 21:45:07 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Well...not the person I wanted...but... [Public] David is back, Chambers. Fear me. [Monitor] Aginor (#476) disconnected at Fri Apr 18 21:44:03 1997 PDT - 2 on. -------------------------- Message 162 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Apr 19 12:29:47 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Someone's loved. [*Wizards] Stephanie: DAVID! [*Wizards] Jeff: DA-VID! [Public] Chambers: DAVID! -------------------------- Message 163 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Apr 19 12:37:50 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Jeff's /other/ love... [Public] Stephanie notes that the machine this MOO is on has a /really/ cool font. [*Wizards] Jeff afks a while. food. BBL. [Public] Jeff: OOO! FONTS! -------------------------- Message 164 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Apr 19 19:34:45 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Umm. [Public] David strips nekkid and runs through teh channel screaming "Ooga Ooga". [Public] David oops. "Wrong macro." -------------------------- Message 165 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Apr 20 20:55:00 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [*Wizards] Jeff has glrmph'd himself unconscious! -------------------------- Message 166 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Apr 21 15:57:04 1997 PDT From: Lane (#475) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Oook [Public] Jeff decides he will start a chain letter. AFK. -------------------------- Message 167 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Apr 21 18:34:21 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Yes...Quinn's new name: Garfield Quinn shouts, "LASAGNA!" -------------------------- Message 168 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Apr 22 19:26:59 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Mmmhmmmm. Wizard forced you to: @force David with br :strips nekkid and runs across the channel, singing, Born Free. You forced David to: br :strips nekkid and runs across the channel, singing, Born Free. [******] David strips nekkid and runs across the channel, singing, Born Free. [******] David notes, "I was @force'd!" :) -------------------------- Message 169 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Apr 22 21:32:16 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*******] Maggie: You sound like you're glrmphing a lot. Maybe you should see a doctor? Get some antibiotics? -------------------------- Message 170 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Apr 24 18:59:57 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Chambers just about screams IRL. /Never/ try and pull out the hairs just under your nose. It /hurts/. -------------------------- Message 171 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Apr 24 19:13:47 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: He's hungry for music? [Public] Chambers munches on a CD instead. -------------------------- Message 172 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Apr 24 20:39:07 1997 PDT From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [*Wizards] Jeff: Nope. I'm a relatively careful sleeper when I have something on my lap. -------------------------- Message 173 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Apr 25 15:25:55 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Oh? [Public] Chambers isa homosexual male, age 27, who works as a secretary for his lover. Fun, huh? ;) -------------------------- Message 174 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Apr 25 19:00:52 1997 PDT From: Kaspian (#585) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Aimless ranting... [Public] Arianrhod: Nope, I'm definately female. [Public] Hands wander, and Phil nods. "She is." {Philip} -------------------------- Message 175 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Apr 26 08:29:33 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: You know you have too many when... [Public] Quinn wonders where all his alts are hanging out... -------------------------- Message 176 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Apr 26 14:17:52 1997 PDT From: Lane (#475) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Omni's new name [Public] Jeff dubs Omni, 'OmniwoobiesnookieWooWoo.' -------------------------- Message 177 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Apr 26 15:11:31 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Um...Jeff? We don't wanna know! [*Wizards] Jeff falls over backwards, a massive canary-eating grin on his face and his eyes closed. -------------------------- Message 178 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Apr 27 16:17:00 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*Wizards] Quinn is gonna code Jeff's lips to his eyebrows so he'll look funny. -------------------------- Message 179 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Apr 27 16:29:06 1997 PDT From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [*Wizards] Jeff nuzzles the blankie and curls up next to his powerbook. -------------------------- Message 180 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Apr 27 18:32:14 1997 PDT From: Peyton (#603) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Oh do you now David? [Public] David [to Peyton]: Ooh, I like bad girls. 8) -------------------------- Message 181 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Apr 28 14:08:29 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: He enjoyed that just a /bit/ too much... [Public] Chambers feels up his lymph nodes. Woo! -------------------------- Message 182 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Apr 29 01:38:07 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [*Wizards] Quinn: I'm in /love/. Come to me, my beautiful Sony Playstation. -------------------------- Message 183 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Apr 29 01:39:57 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*Wizards] Quinn: We want Nudity! -------------------------- Message 184 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Apr 30 15:44:27 1997 PDT From: Brian (#618) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Brain II? [Public] Chambers: GUESTIE! HIYA! :) [Public] Lane: GUESTIE!!! FOOD!!! [Public] Chambers blinks at the double caps hellos. Lane we're aren't forming our... own brain, are we? -------------------------- Message 185 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu May 1 19:12:46 1997 PDT From: Grady (#481) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Grady OOC: Thomas wavies and stops flirting with Grady.;) -------------------------- Message 186 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri May 2 14:15:00 1997 PDT From: Lane (#475) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: What Chambers Will Do For Computers [Public] Chambers [to Quinn]: I'll marry you just for your computer, man... -------------------------- Message 187 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat May 3 00:02:57 1997 PDT From: Nguyen (#560) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Nguyen [Nightwing] Chambers tries to think up the most twisted love triangle he can... Batendes loves his XO, Kitteridge, who in turn falls for Marcus, who is loved, in the parental sense, by Asur, who Miriam has taken a liking to, which Nguyen secretly loves, in turn Val is trying to hide up loving Nguyen, who's roommate is Chambers, who loves Ari, the same person... Phil wants to have an affair with, who's student is Thomas, the person just hired by Percy, who Niels is in love with, as well as Nathy, who's new friend is Misha, her owners being Brian and Joey, who both love Leigh and Molly, and aren't sure which one to go which. YES! I ROCK! -------------------------- Message 188 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun May 4 01:54:59 1997 PDT From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [*Wizards] David: god...it feels so good to recycle. -------------------------- Message 189 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun May 4 17:47:33 1997 PDT From: Maggie (#457) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) [Public] Julian ouches, get off my aoreta! -------------------------- Message 190 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun May 4 21:00:08 1997 PDT From: Joey (#489) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Joey [Public] Maggie's knowledge is infinate. Prostrate yourselves like lemmings at my feet. -------------------------- Message 191 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon May 5 12:48:14 1997 PDT From: Viktor (#101) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Viktor [*****] Stephanie: Woo. Now I won't lose my pants any more. :) -------------------------- Message 192 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue May 6 11:58:46 1997 PDT From: Grady (#481) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Grady [Public] Skye notes that if you cut her open, Dew would replace blood and bacon cheeseburgers would course through her veins. -------------------------- Message 193 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue May 6 15:18:04 1997 PDT From: Julian (#109) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: The code's finally gotten to Jeff... [Public] Jeff: IE, if it's set to "Woogie" and your script is set to "Woogie," then changing it to "Foo" will wonk things out. ;) -------------------------- Message 194 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed May 7 19:36:52 1997 PDT From: Skye (#619) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: HUH? Player Name On For Idle Doing % Jeff 00:00 2s Nap-nap time. Please don't feed... now, you tell me... is that REALLY possible??? even for a kumquat??? ;) -Skye -------------------------- Message 195 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu May 8 12:27:35 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Does this mean we're big-headed? Solar System -- Gas Giants You see nothing special. You see David and Stephanie floating here. -------------------------- Message 196 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu May 8 13:18:10 1997 PDT From: Julian (#109) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Ummmm? From outside the ship, Solar System -- Gas Giants From outside the ship, You see nothing special. From outside the ship, You see Jeff floating here. From outside the ship, Obvious exits: From outside the ship, [ Outwards | Inwards ] From outside the ship, Jeff does a little "i'm floating in space" dance... -------------------------- Message 197 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri May 9 06:29:58 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Is Rebecca Next? [*Wizards] Quinn clings to Omni tightly. "MINE!" [*Wizards] Quinn clings to Stephanie tightly, too. "MINE, MINE!" -------------------------- Message 198 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri May 9 09:03:20 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Bilbo: The Frrgt, serving the evil whims of their overlords the Drctr, seek to deprive humanity of all vowels, thereby rendering them helpless and unable to resist. [Ed: I suppose Bosnian names will only fuel the rumors...] -------------------------- Message 199 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri May 9 16:25:50 1997 PDT From: Zoe (#663) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Just general weirdness [Public] Jeff: No, you don't. You just want to rub their heads in warm honey and leave them outside for a while. :)[Public] Stephanie beams. Yeah. That's it. :) -------------------------- Message 200 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat May 10 16:21:01 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Wow, I wonder what friends merit... [Public] Peyton giggles, "I just made an enemy!" [Public] Julian: Woo! [Public] Stephanie: Yay. :) [Public] Kechara oohs enviously. :) [Public] Angelica: Congratulations Peyton. Have a cookie. -------------------------- Message 201 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat May 10 21:33:08 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: ElseMOO, but relevant. [****] Vae: How could they not? You have Connections to the Oat-king. :D [****] Vae: People wanna schmooze in. Make you their liason. You know. :*) Everyone loves Quinn, the Oat-King! (Or Otaking) -------------------------- Message 202 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun May 11 01:13:59 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [*Wizards] Quinn plays with himself. Oh, yeah. -------------------------- Message 203 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun May 11 05:48:02 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Poor Percy [Viewscreen]: Jerusalem Courtyard 4 [Viewscreen]: [Viewscreen]: Obvious exits: [Viewscreen]: [Viewscreen]: ECSS Enterprise waves, "Hello, Miss Andrews. I'm your brother's ship, and I'd like to take you on a fun filled magical ride among the comsos!" [Viewscreen]: ECSS Enterprise waves a nacelle, "Come along with me!" -------------------------- Message 204 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun May 11 05:51:51 1997 PDT From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [Viewscreen]: David links hands and waltzes with the Enterprise. Dah dah dum, dah dah dum. -------------------------- Message 205 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun May 11 17:56:53 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [Public] David: JEFFIESNOOKUMS! YOU COME HERE AND GIVE US A BIG KISS! -------------------------- Message 206 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon May 12 15:35:27 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*Wizards] Quinn raises a flame like the Statue of Liberty and says, "Give me your lost and wandering M*'s." -------------------------- Message 207 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon May 12 22:57:50 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*Wizards] Omni sets Brooke opaque....worst thing....carrying about your parents. :) -------------------------- Message 208 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue May 13 02:21:35 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: ElseMOO again. [****] Ophelia: Aliens are using strange mind-control devices to make you /think/ you're sleepy! [****] Ophelia: They've replaced your bed with a phagocytitic organism that will consume you as you sleep! You mustn't go! I have scary friends. -------------------------- Message 209 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue May 13 16:10:13 1997 PDT From: Antony (#470) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: It seems Miss Andrews has friends... David forced you to: :falls to his knees, in remorse for hurting Percy, and commits suicide. Antony falls to his knees, in remorse for hurting Percy, and commits suicide. I should think I would remember doing that... -------------------------- Message 210 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue May 13 18:14:21 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Elsemoo... ;) [******] Nathy hells with it, and boots up a flight sim. Tell me if I impress. ;) -------------------------- Message 211 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue May 13 18:54:33 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: He's INSANE? [*Wizards] Jeff: AOL. I wuv AOL. Sob. -------------------------- Message 212 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed May 14 13:00:11 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Julian blinks, as his dog goes running by his room with the top of the clothes hamper around his head. Umm...? -------------------------- Message 213 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed May 14 21:11:36 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie Quinn whips out his ChibiNuku AntiProton Cannon and wastes the Evil Typo Octopi! -------------------------- Message 214 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed May 14 23:02:13 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [****] Jeff pulls a robe about his code and ties the belt in a huff. "You looked at my code?!" -------------------------- Message 215 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu May 15 15:31:31 1997 PDT From: Nathy (#628) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Poor Jeff! [Public] Jeff: I had a nightmare about my mouse button not making clicky noises once, though. -------------------------- Message 216 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri May 16 11:50:36 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Yep! That's it... [Public] Jeff: WOAH. [Public] Molly grins. [Public] David: MOLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Public] Molly: DAVID! [Public] DeJan: errr? -------------------------- Message 217 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri May 16 12:14:50 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from David [*****] Jeff listens. "If I made out with somebody, she'd better at LEAST like synthpop." -------------------------- Message 218 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri May 16 12:29:49 1997 PDT From: Joey (#489) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Joey [University] Molly: Molly manufactures slap and we all od? -------------------------- Message 219 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri May 16 13:59:35 1997 PDT From: Brian (#618) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) OOC: Joey passes out suddenly and unexpectedly. Thump. OOC: Brian hrms? OOC: Molly blinks. OOC: Joey says "Never mind, resume RP as usual :-)" -------------------------- Message 220 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri May 16 18:17:34 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*******] Julian hiccups, tossing back another tequilla, "So I sez to him, Jonny, I sez... you're a rotten son of a... Jeff, did I ever tell ya I loved ya, man?" -------------------------- Message 221 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat May 17 01:28:33 1997 PDT From: Wizard (#2) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Wizard [******] Quinn would rather rake his balls over broken glass, and then red hot coals, and then take a dive into the Pacific Ocean. -------------------------- Message 222 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat May 17 01:54:16 1997 PDT From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [*Wizards] Jeff okies, and will not RP after midnight from now on. I'm an RP Mogwai. :) -------------------------- Message 223 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat May 17 02:04:52 1997 PDT From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn % Jeff 01:30 3m Asleep, and dreaming of Quinn... -------------------------- Message 224 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat May 17 10:59:52 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] BOING! BOING! BOING! CRASH! DAMN IT...WHO PUT THAT HERE?! BOING! BOING! BOING! SCREECH! DAMN CAT! -------------------------- Message 225 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat May 17 13:03:41 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from David [*Wizards] Jeff: She ate me. -------------------------- Message 226 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat May 17 13:40:42 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Julian [to David]: I am not threathing her! I'm just showing my love for her in my own special way... :) [Mmmhmmm... -ed] -------------------------- Message 227 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat May 17 22:30:37 1997 PDT From: Molly (#616) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: But, why? [Public] Zevious smirks, "It was better than that... He was fasting FOR moths." ;) -------------------------- Message 228 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon May 19 11:20:45 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Um... [**********] Jeff: What is it about hardware/software support skills and a flagrant disregard for password protection software that makes a woman so darn attractive? -------------------------- Message 229 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon May 19 21:39:46 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Eep? Maggie was sitting in the middle of the universe watching it revolve around her. You? Maggie flicks a star with her pinkie. You look better over there. So what if it destroys a solar system? [Ed: mebbe we shouldn't greet her with such enthusiasm?] ;> -------------------------- Message 230 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue May 20 15:32:05 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] David says if you wanna push Julian outta an airlock, /go for it/. Just tell me so I can watch. :) -------------------------- Message 231 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue May 20 20:08:19 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*****] Molly hides, "You aren't allowed to see me, I'm not here, don't boot me!" -------------------------- Message 232 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed May 21 19:06:47 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from David [Public] Chambers rolls crying. Notfairnotfairnotfairnotfairnotfair! -------------------------- Message 233 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed May 21 19:33:55 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Chambers tries his pick-up line.... [*****] Chambers: I am silly, but I'm /not/ young. :) I'm, umm, really a thousand years old, from a long-lived race far off in a different galaxy. I've been sent to observe Earth and all it's people, and then pass judgement on them. If they pass, we leave you alone. If not, we kill all the males, and put all the women into slavery, and transport them back to our homeworld. Why? Because we can! :) [*****] Chambers: You guys are failing hard right about now. [*****] Chambers: And people are surprised why I don't get hundreds of dates with lines like that... -------------------------- Message 234 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu May 22 12:10:44 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Hah. Try telling a cat /anything/. ;) [Public] Stephanie goes AFK for about 10 minutes. Don't break anything. :) [Public] Kechara pads slowly towards a priceless vase, whiskers arching forward. She mraowrs mischeviously. -------------------------- Message 235 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu May 22 14:31:24 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Oh, yes, of course. Leigh notes the clinging with a faint grin, shaking her head before blurting out, "Did you two sleep with each other? I heard that you did, and that Molly does drugs, and all /sorts/ of things." [University] Leigh: There. That shouldn't put anyone on the spot. :) -------------------------- Message 236 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu May 22 15:00:58 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: *sniff!* [****] Stephanie has left the channel. [****] Leigh has joined the channel. [****] Leigh: Ha, ha, Stephanie doesn't love you. -------------------------- Message 237 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu May 22 15:08:46 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: She knows her stuff... David forced you to: br :pounces on Steph, "Take me! I am YOURS!" [*****] Jeff pounces on Steph, "Take me! I am YOURS!" [*****] Stephanie: That's a force. [*****] David pounces on Steph, "Take me! I am YOURS!" [*****] Stephanie: That isn't. -------------------------- Message 238 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu May 22 17:21:19 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*****] Julian idles again. B5. Orgasm. -------------------------- Message 239 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu May 22 18:23:13 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*******] David: CRY SEARCH AND LET LOOSE THE DRAGONS OF PERN! -------------------------- Message 240 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu May 22 23:42:27 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [Public] Maggie dances around the MOO with a feather bola, shouting "Caleb has a nose fetish, Caleb has a nose fetish." -------------------------- Message 241 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri May 23 03:51:58 1997 PDT From: Julian (#109) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Jeff may be going a wee bit overboard... [Public] Lane is really, really scared. He just finished downloading 29 messages and most all of them are RP logs from here. Even worse, he has 56 messages to go. -------------------------- Message 242 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri May 23 14:33:25 1997 PDT From: Joey (#489) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: So, would that be natural birth? [*******] Molly can rp here, but it might be slow. I'm having a baby... -------------------------- Message 243 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat May 24 18:41:55 1997 PDT From: Kaspian (#585) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Kaspian [Public] Jeff goes to kill things. AFK. -------------------------- Message 244 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat May 24 21:06:05 1997 PDT From: Miriam (#454) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Miriam [******] Julian sighs. I hate it when you're in Miriam-Mood. Like Jeff-PMS.... -------------------------- Message 245 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat May 24 22:28:27 1997 PDT From: Omni (#447) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Omni [Public] David feels Jeff. "No, no feminine side there." *duck* -------------------------- Message 246 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun May 25 02:57:25 1997 PDT From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: And I'm marrying her? [*Wizards] Stephanie wubs Infomercials. :) -------------------------- Message 247 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun May 25 19:05:56 1997 PDT From: Omni (#447) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Omni [Public] Jeff: Molly is keen, y'all. Just a public service announcement. -------------------------- Message 248 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon May 26 12:22:56 1997 PDT From: Leigh (#486) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Leigh [University] Joey tears off his shirt and reveals the lycra suit beneath... INDECISION BOY! -------------------------- Message 249 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue May 27 12:00:22 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff (when asked what was on the agenda for tomorrow...) [*Wizards] Stephanie: Getting Quinn and Nuku neutered/spayed and up to date on their shots. -------------------------- Message 250 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue May 27 12:09:14 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Lane's one track mind. [Public] Jeff afk's to do evil, unnatural, and perhaps illegal in Utah things to Webstar. [Public] Lane: Woo. Can you RP after that? :) -------------------------- Message 251 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue May 27 21:30:05 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Quick, turn on the VCR! [Public] Maggie blinks. My feet are on television? [Public] Maggie peers at her feet. What have you been doing while I'm asleep? -------------------------- Message 252 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue May 27 23:23:42 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [*Wizards] Jeff is not named Sven, is not buff, and does not have flowing sunbleached hair down to his waist. This won't work. -------------------------- Message 253 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed May 28 10:49:28 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Sheba picks up Julian's eyes and licks them clean before handing them back. 'You wouldn't want to loose these." -------------------------- Message 254 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu May 29 12:56:55 1997 PDT From: Lane (#475) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Something the whole MOO must know.... Jeff shouts, "YES!" [Public] Jeff's copy of the Steve Taylor Boxed set compilation CD's ARRIVED :) -------------------------- Message 255 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu May 29 23:11:30 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [******] Stephanie calmly worships the ground you walk on. -------------------------- Message 256 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri May 30 15:56:09 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff (elseMUSH) "Welcome to The LA County Bank. For transactions in English, press one. To be doin' dis in 'Bonics, be pushin' da deuce...." -------------------------- Message 257 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Jun 3 04:12:00 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*Wizards] Stephanie ums. Jeff? David? I feel like I'm stuck in an episode of the odd couple, or somesuch. -------------------------- Message 258 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Jun 3 04:21:47 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Valerian, summed up. [*Wizards] Jeff: Would be a shame for no one to notice Val's friendliness to a homo sapien. ;) [*Wizards] Jeff: As opposed to a fighter chassis. :) -------------------------- Message 259 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Jun 4 16:29:32 1997 PDT From: Kechara (#138) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: The Wonderful Wizard of Hope... :) [Public] We're off to see the wizard...the wonderful wizard of Hope. He's a dope but he's got lots to cope and a great deal of rope to hang those who make fun of his jokes... -------------------------- Message 260 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Jun 4 16:34:55 1997 PDT From: Brian (#618) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: HoloMOO on Nexus *Public* Baker: This sounds like a discussion that would take on Nexus :) *Public* The ground shakes violently at the mention of the N-word -------------------------- Message 261 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Jun 4 17:03:37 1997 PDT From: Kechara (#138) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Ahh.. err.. :) [Public] Cailet peers at David. NONONONONO! I don't /want/ to be part of the Brain! *sob* [Public] David peers at Cailet. "You are not a me-alt! Are you? I don't think you are? Oh god, what if you are?" *cries* "Am I losing my mind??" :) -------------------------- Message 262 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Jun 4 17:04:37 1997 PDT From: Kechara (#138) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: And another.. :) [Public] Julian clings on Steph's legs, and shivers uncontrollably. -------------------------- Message 263 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Jun 4 19:48:19 1997 PDT From: Julian (#109) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Hrm... Maggie? [Public] Maggie Narrows her eyes. No, it's got to be something memorable. Someting wiggly and wet and /alive/ in your bed. :p [Public] Jeff: You know... [Public] Maggie: Not ME!!! -------------------------- Message 264 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Jun 6 17:40:23 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Brian hopes you get shot but have fun :) -------------------------- Message 265 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Jun 6 22:02:47 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [****] Jeff: Riddle me that, batwoman. ;) -------------------------- Message 266 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Jun 7 12:02:37 1997 PDT From: Julian (#109) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Jeff /needs/ a coding break... This is Jeff's most recent pose, people... [*****] Jeff: if(chosen_zip < 10 || chosen_zip > 99999L) 99999L) [*****] Jeff: { sprintf(PostArg_Response,"%SERROR: INVALID ZIP.%s%s",Header_Text,CGI_ERROR_STR,Footer_Text); -------------------------- Message 267 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Jun 7 12:18:40 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Um. Thanks for letting us know? [Public] Julian has joined the channel. [Public] Julian: WAHOO! I have enough underwear! [Public] Julian has left the channel. -------------------------- Message 268 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Jun 7 13:20:18 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Julian oooohs, Vet. My true love! -------------------------- Message 269 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Jun 8 23:47:37 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: The boy is too into Aliens. [****] Jeff plugs his ears and sings. "Newt is aliiiive, la la la..." -------------------------- Message 270 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Jun 8 23:51:22 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Oh, Really? [****] Jeff has no fear when it comes to *qooc's. [****] Jeff laughs in the face of *qooc! Ha! Har har! -------------------------- Message 271 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Jun 8 23:53:42 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Maggie whips out her blazing sword. "SheRob!! Princess of Power!" -------------------------- Message 272 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Jun 9 11:45:51 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: They know payback. [*****] David: ;;for lp in ($set_utils:diff($object_utils:descendants($player_class), {#111,#94}));force_input(lp, "smooch jeff");suspend(0);endfor; [*****] Stephanie: /That/ was a force_input. :) [*****] Jeff: AUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!!! Insert 150 lines of spam.... -------------------------- Message 273 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Jun 10 15:28:19 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*****] Stephanie throws herself at Jeff's feet, just because it sounds sorta interesting. Then gives David a smooch. -------------------------- Message 274 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Jun 10 15:43:43 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [Public] Jeff: HEY! LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED THEY WOULD ONLY LET ME LIVE IN UTAH -------------------------- Message 275 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Jun 11 14:20:09 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Um. Brain again. [*Wizards] David BOUNCES! [Monitor] Jeff (#111) disconnected at Wed Jun 11.... Etc. ;) No, David, Jeff bounced. :) -------------------------- Message 276 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Jun 11 15:14:57 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: We didn't know you were like that, Jeff... [*Wizards] Jeff had Peter before you made Niels. :) -------------------------- Message 277 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Jun 11 15:34:58 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*Wizards] David [to Stephanie]: I'm male. SHe's female. She'll break under the force of my personality. -------------------------- Message 278 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Jun 12 15:31:13 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*Wizards] Michael ooos.. Spider Man is on.. they should just get rid of Spider Man, and make it into a show involving Mary Jane and only Mary Jane. They should call this show, 'Mary Jane'. -------------------------- Message 279 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Jun 12 19:57:56 1997 PDT From: Molly (#616) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Where's David? Player name Connected Idle time Location ----------- --------- --------- -------- David (#433) 26 minutes 37 seconds Stephanie -------------------------- Message 280 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Jun 13 10:54:18 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Molly tries to occasionally pretend she's staff. Oh wait. She is. -------------------------- Message 281 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Jun 13 13:29:15 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: well, they were honest... [****] Jeff: Am I weird because I love eating sprouts? [****] Molly nods. [****] Stephanie: Yes. [****] Jeff: okie. -------------------------- Message 282 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Jun 13 15:24:00 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Sheba excercises her sarcasm muscle. Oh.. that felt good. -------------------------- Message 283 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Jun 13 17:32:59 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Hubris? Netgods? [*Wizards] David falls to his knees, "Netgods, why hast thou forasken me????" [*Wizards] Netgods: Your hubris has drawn our ire, and we grow jealous of your coding gifts! [*Wizards] Netgods: We condemn thee to an eternity of optimizing FORTRAN code! [*Wizards] Netgods: Ye shall be released from enslavement when an infinite loop executes in under 6 seconds. [*Wizards] The 'happy mac' sound is heard amidst thunder, and the Netgods disappear. -------------------------- Message 284 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Jun 14 08:38:44 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [****] Jeff waggles his duck. :) -------------------------- Message 285 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Jun 14 08:40:12 1997 PDT From: Maggie (#457) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: I didn't need to know, really... [xxxxxxxx] Jeff is playing with his duck, too. [xxxxxxxx] Jeff waggles his duck. :) [xxxxxxxx] Jeff: His name is Squeaky :) -------------------------- Message 286 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Jun 14 21:32:10 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Um. [*****] Maggie: I could think of worse ways to go. ;) [*****] Stephanie could too. [*****] Maggie: Getting trampled then eaten by maggots the size of 747s. [*****] Maggie's mind works in mysterious ways sometimes. -------------------------- Message 287 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Jun 16 14:25:08 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Stephanie: Why doesn't anyone ever tell me that I'm hidden, huh? -------------------------- Message 288 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Jun 16 14:36:15 1997 PDT From: Brian (#618) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) [Public] Stephanie announces to the MOO-at-large: Michael and I have /clean/ clothes! Woo! ::dance of joy and bliss:: -------------------------- Message 289 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Jun 16 14:48:15 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Julian hops up, squeals, and does the splits. YOUCH! -------------------------- Message 290 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Jun 16 16:12:17 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [******] Stephanie sniffles. You never compliment /my/ buds. -------------------------- Message 291 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Jun 16 16:55:58 1997 PDT From: Joey (#489) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Joey [University] Leigh: I'm here, you can party now. -------------------------- Message 292 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Jun 16 18:12:07 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Stephanie: You know, taken out of context, I must seem so strange! -------------------------- Message 293 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Jun 16 18:27:14 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from David [Public] Julian considers a sex change... -------------------------- Message 294 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Jun 16 18:31:06 1997 PDT From: Julian (#109) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Following the last *qooc... David forced you to: @gender female Gender set to female. Your pronouns: she,her,her,hers,herself,She,Her,Hers,Herself -------------------------- Message 295 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Jun 16 21:24:27 1997 PDT From: Selena (#447) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: How they became the Brain??? [*Wizards] Percy leans over Peter, hissing softly. "I vant to suck your blooood." [*Wizards] Niels grins, "She can bite me anytime!" -------------------------- Message 296 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Jun 16 21:27:38 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [*Wizards] Jeff: People, for some reason, find it disturbing when I play with a pair of needlenose pliers as I talk to them. Squeezing knuckles, opening and closing the jaws, things like that. Weird. -------------------------- Message 297 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Jun 16 21:28:33 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [******] Stephanie lets her eyeballs pop out of the sockets, travel all the way to Jeff's house, and sit on his shoulder as he types, peering at him curiously. -------------------------- Message 298 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Jun 16 21:29:24 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [*Wizards] David is not weird. I just am sane-challenged. -------------------------- Message 299 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Jun 16 22:54:11 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Uhoh. The Slap addiction is spreading... [**********] Jeff oh's and hee's. is slaphappy. uhoh. :) -------------------------- Message 300 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Jun 17 03:16:38 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [****] David: Logic is only useful when it's on my side. --------------------------