---------------------------------- ---------------------------------- "GET SMART" EPISODE GUIDE Version 1.0 - May, 2002 King of Caronia Get Smart Archive http://caronia.tvheaven.com ---------------------------------- ---------------------------------- Listed by original air dates. ------------------------------ *** FIRST SEASON *** NBC, Saturday at 8:30 p.m. ------------------------------ [001] MR. BIG September 18, 1965 Look for: Mr. Big; Professor Dante; the Inthermo Ray; Max finds out 99 is a girl; rubber garbage; Bino-Specs; Inflato-Coat [002] DIPLOMAT'S DAUGHTER September 25, 1965 Look for: Princess Ingrid; The Claw; Bobo; Charm Bracelet Gun; Max and the Craw giving street directions [003] SCHOOL DAYS October 2, 1965 Look for: Control Spy School; Grillak, Dimitri, and Zukor; Car Phone; Carbon Coat; "Happy Birthday Dear Fang ..." [004] OUR MAN IN TOYLAND October 9, 1965 Look for: Bower's Department Store; Conrad Bunny; Polly Dolly; Project Skyblast; Cigarette Lighter Phone and Telephone Lighter [005] NOW YOU SEE HIM--NOW YOU DON'T October 16, 1965 Look for: Dr. Haskell; the Invisibility Ray; the booby-traps in Max's apartment [006] WASHINGTON 4, INDIANS 3 October 23, 1965 Look for: the Red Feathers, Chief Red Cloud, and his daughter White Cloud; A Giant Arrow; Electric Snake; Saddle Transmitter [007] KAOS IN CONTROL October 30, 1965 Look for: Alma Sutton; Professor Windish; the Electro-Retrogressor Gun; the Chief acting childish; Pocket Disentigrator Pen [008] THE DAY SMART TURNED CHICKEN November 6, 1965 Look for: Morovian Ambassador and Embassy; a disappearing cowboy; Zipper Door; Headboard Phone; Max dressed up as a chicken Don't Look For: 99 [009] SATAN PLACE November 13, 1965 Look for: Harvey Satan; a frozen Chief; lots of clothing phones [010] OUR MAN IN LEOTARDS November 20, 1965 Look for: Immobilo; Emilio Maharana and his dance troupe; Don Hernando, the Ambassador of Pinerovia; Test-Tube Phone; Compact Phone; peaches [011] TOO MANY CHIEFS November 27, 1965 Look for: Tanya Lupescu; Alexi Sebastian, Kaos's Master of Disguise; Fire Extinguisher Projector [012] MY NEPHEW THE SPY December 4, 1965 Look for: Max' Uncle Abner and Aunt Bertha; Larsen's Shoe Store; 99 as Max's Maid; Roll-Up Rug [013] ABOARD THE ORIENT EXPRESS December 11, 1965 Look for: The Orient Express; Krochanska; Cyril the German Shepherd; Tanganyika; Johnny Carson; Bowler Gas Mask; Straddler Shoes [014] WEEKEND VAMPIRE December 18, 1965 Look for: Dr. Drago; Professor Sontag; Detecto-Tune; Expando-Rice; Ignito-Gun; Bulletproof Pajamas [015] SURVIVAL OF THE FATTEST December 25, 1965 Look for: Prince Sully of Ramat; Mary Jack Armstrong; Homing Coat; Finger Gun [016] DOUBLE AGENT January 8, 1966 Look for: A bummed-out Max, trying to fool Fang and 99; Ice-Cube Transmitter; Fly Transmitter; Absorbo-Pills; Charm Bracelet Transmitter [017] KISSES FOR KAOS January 15, 1966 Look for: Rex Savage; Professor Parker; Mondo; Max as 99's chauffeur and butler; Steering Wheel Phone; Soup Bowl Camera; Fruit Recorder; Explosive Paint [018] THE DEAD SPY SCRAWLS January 22, 1966 Look for: The Shark; the Electronic Brain; Mother's Family-Run Pool Hall; Remote-Control Cue Ball; Lipstick Remote; Pool Cue Gun [019] BACK TO THE OLD DRAWING BOARD January 29, 1966 Look for: Hymie before he was reprogrammed for niceness; Professor Shotwire [020] ALL IN THE MIND February 5, 1966 Look for: Dr. Myron Braam, a psychiatrist; a very wet phone booth; Painting Phone (is that 99?) [021] DEAR DIARY February 12, 1966 Look for: Herbert Gaffer (Agent 4) and his diary; Spy City Retirement Home; Invisible Dust; Umbrella Gun; "Birds of a feather flock together" [022] SMART, THE ASSASSIN February 19, 1966 Look for: Regency Club; Cedric Devonshire; "checkmate" [023] I'M ONLY HUMAN February 26, 1966 Look for: Agent B-17 (a parrot); Washington Animal Spa; Secret Agent Hotline (the log in the fireplace); Dog Collar Cam; Rubber Duck Gun [024] STAKEOUT ON BLUE MIST MOUNTAIN March 5, 1966 Look for: 338 Kaos Agents; Blue Mist Mountain; PDQ Missile Base; Fire Hydrant Phone [025] THE AMAZING HARRY HOO March 12, 1966 Look for: Harry Hoo; The Claw and his Chinese laundry; Bobo; TK800 Formula (tranquilizer bomb) [026] HUBERT'S UNFINISHED SYMPHONY March 19, 1966 Look for: Control Agent and Composer Rudolph Hubert; the last six notes, Badeff; Wolenska; Portable Cone of Silence; Helio-Coat; Violin Gun [027] SHIP OF SPIES (PT. 1) April 2, 1966 Look for: the Evening Star, a freighter ship; Sehokian; Baccardo; Parker, Consuela; clip-clop; revolver gun; Max overboard [028] SHIP OF SPIES (PT. 2) April 9, 1966 Look for: Captain Harvey Wolf Groman; Ming; a peg leg; 99 speaking Chinese; Hair Dryer Phone [029] SHIPMENT TO BEIRUT April 23, 1966 Look for: Mildred Spencer; Richelieu's Dress Shop; Lucheck; plastic mannequins; Perfume Phone; Lipstick Homing Device; Hairbrush Gun; Compact Phone [030] THE LAST ONE IN IS A ROTTEN SPY May 7, 1966 Look for: Russian swim team; International Sports Club; Greco; Verna, Myrna, Vana, Rena, and Nina; a telephone concealed under a telephone; Inflatable Gun ------------------------------ *** SECOND SEASON *** NBC, Saturday at 8:30 p.m. ------------------------------ [031] ANATOMY OF A LOVER September 17, 1966 Look for: a secretly reprogrammed Hymie hiding out in Max's apartment; Phoebe, the Chief's Niece [032] STRIKE WHILE THE AGENT IS HOT September 24, 1966 Look for: "the little red tractor that huffed and puffed"; Spy Guild; Max and a new Control Labor Contract; counterfeit money [033] A SPY FOR A SPY October 1, 1966 Look for: Siegfried; X-11 Laser-Powered Missile Detector; Miss Dvorchek; Earring Decoder; Exploding Wallet; XKE-500 Gun (available only through mail order) [034] THE ONLY WAY TO DIE October 8, 1966 Look for: The Blaster; "El Amador"; Max's Funeral; Antonio Carlos Carioca; Agent 13; Flower Bug; Briefcase TV [035] MAXWELL SMART, ALIAS JIMMY BALLANTINE October 15, 1966 Look for: safecracker Jimmy Ballantine; Jerry Dobring's Barbershop; Popov; Agent 13; Bulletproof Bandages [036] CASABLANCA October 22, 1966 Look for: Dr. Bubinski; The Choker; Bent Parrot Cafe; a blonde 99; Agent 13; Bubinski; False Neck [037] THE DECOY October 29, 1966 Look for: Control Universal Code; Greta; Agent 13; Hand Guillotine; Spiked Chair [038] HOO DONE IT November 5, 1966 Look for: Harry Hoo; Tuwanna and Milton Conrad; Contessa Montenegro; Omar Shurok; Von Werner; "moment, please" [039] RUB-A-DUB-DUB ... THREE SPIES IN A SUB November 12, 1966 Look for: Siegfried as a submarine captain; Blinker Earrings; Pen Blinker; Miniature Torpedo-Hammer [040] THE GREATEST SPY ON EARTH November 19, 1966 Look for: Max and 99 as reporters for "Circus World" magazine; Farnum and Daley Circus; Hanlon; Gertrude-Gerald; Hondo; Camera Recorder; Recorder Camera [041] ISLAND OF THE DARNED November 26, 1966 Look for: Hans Hunter; Mariba Island; B-11 Modified Vindicator; Bazooka Butts [042] BRONZEFINGER December 3, 1966 Look for: forged art; an art museum; Mr. Van Cleff (Bronzefinger); Agent 13; Paintbrush Gun; Switch Tube; Bulletproff Pallet [043] PERILS IN A PET SHOP December 10, 1966 Look for: a Kaos Parrot; Kilmen's Pet Shop; Melnik the smiling killer; Agent 13; Magneto-Ring [044] THE WHOLE TOOTH AND ... December 24, 1966 Look for: microfilm plans for a nuclear reactor; Joliet State Prison; Max in jail; Tooth Cap [045] KISS OF DEATH December 31, 1966 Look for: Tracy Dunhill; Daughters of Kaos; poison lipstick; Idento-Man; Plastic Lips; Agent 13 in the couch [046] IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE January 7, 1967 Look for: Octavia; Hymie in love; Horn Phone; Portable Force Field Don't Look For: 99 [047] SOMEONE DOWN HERE HATES ME January 14, 1967 Look for: Siegfried; $250,000 contract out on Max; Dr. Noodelman and instantly healing plastic surgery; Agent 13; Electronic Finder [048] CUTBACK AT CONTROL January 21, 1967 Look for: Senator Dietrich; Max offers to work for Siegfried; Exhaust Pipe Machine Gun; Radiator Gas Dispenser; Cigarette Lighter Grenade; Aluminum Knuckle [049] THE MUMMY January 28, 1967 Look for: Dr. Ramsey; Metropolitan Museum; mummy shipments; Agent 13; Truth Serum Don't Look For: 99 [050] THE GIRLS FROM KAOS February 4, 1967 Look for: Miss Galaxy Beauty Pageant; Miss USA, daughter of scientist Herbert Hindeschmitt; Miss Transmania; Miss Formosa; Umbrella Rifle Camera Don't Look For: 99 [051] THE MAN FROM YENTA February 11, 1967 Look for: Agent 498, an Israeli spy from YENTA; Prince Abu Ben Bubee; Le Moco; Agent 13; 99 as a harem girl [052] SMART FIT THE BATTLE OF JERICHO February 18, 1967 Look for: Joshua Construction Company; Frank Lloyd Joshua; Charlie Watkins; Magazine Phone; Silver Dollar Transmitter; Sandwich Phone; Hammer and Wrench Guns [053] WHERE-WHAT-HOW-WHO AM I? February 25, 1967 Look for: Schnell and Petroff; snack truck bomb; amnesia pills; lots of car gadgets; Electric Bug [054] THE EXPENDABLE AGENT March 4, 1967 Look for: British agent Alex Chain; Professor Whitaker and his secret rocket fuel formula; Agent 13; Chair Revolver [055] HOW TO SUCCEED IN THE SPY BUSINESS WITHOUT REALLY TRYING March 11, 1967 Look for: Siegfried defecting to Control; "Operation Big K"; Control Chiefs Convention; Book Recorder; Gas Nose [056] APPOINTMENT IN THE SAHARA March 25, 1967 Look for: the Sahara Desert; Kaos nuclear missile; Ahmed, Jamal, and Ahmed's daughter; an oasis; Salt Buttons; Geiger Button [057] PUSSYCATS GALORE April 1, 1967 Look for: Frank Valentine's Pussycat Club; Hans Frome; Charlie Watkins; Fritz and Greta Braun; Automatic Address Book Phone [058] A MAN CALLED SMART (PT. 1) April 8, 1967 Look for: Formula 6076767 (DRY-UP); Russell Bedioyskin; Otto Hurrah; All-Purpose Briefcase; Phone Vest Light; Vest Hold Button; Compact Memo Pad [059] A MAN CALLED SMART (PT. 2) April 15, 1967 Look for: The Admiral (Hargrade); Bedioyskin's identical brother, Dr. Smith; Clock Phone; Pink Mini-Phone [060] A MAN CALLED SMART (PT. 3) April 22, 1967 Look for: KAOS dries up Niagra Falls; Agent 13; Three Brothers Omniwash; Panamint Studios' Stage 7 in Los Angeles ------------------------------ *** THIRD SEASON *** NBC, Saturday at 8:30 p.m. ------------------------------ [061] VIVA SMART September 16, 1967 Look for: San Saludos; General Diablo Pajarito; Don Carlos; Max and 99 as flamenco dancers Conchito and Conhata; Laser Pen; Suitcase Raft [062] WITNESS FOR THE PERSECUTION September 23, 1967 Look for: Elwood Tudbury; Dr. Bascomb and his apartment; Cube of Safety; Closed-Circuit Painting [063] THE SPY WHO MET HIMSELF October 7, 1967 Look for: Siegfried; League of Imposters; Agent 13; Gas-Mask Shoe; Cuff-Link Skeleton Key [064] THE SPIRIT IS WILLING October 14, 1967 Look for: Ann Ferris; a graveyard; a seance; Paul John Mondebello Don't look for: the Chief [065] MAXWELL SMART, PRIVATE EYE October 21, 1967 Look for: Control budget cuts; Max moonlighting as a private eye and 99 as his secretary; Trinka Markoff; Mr. Sidney and Mr. Peter; "Attention, Mr. Buck Henry ..."; Closet of Silence [066] SUPERSONIC BOOM October 28, 1967 Look for: Sonic Boom Machine; a convertible in a carwash; Gaucho; fake flights; Bill Dana [067] ONE OF OUR OLIVES IS MISSING November 4, 1967 Look for: a miniature radio, built into an olive; Carol Burnett as Ozark Annie; Siegfried and Shtarker; Vase Bazooka [068] WHEN GOOD FELLOWS GET TOGETHER November 18, 1967 Look for: Gropo; Control's ghost town; Revolver Phone; Nuclear-powered Boot Bullets; Grenade Links Don't look for: the Chief and 99 [069] DR. YES November 25, 1967 Look for: the Chief Dr. Yes; Lost Lake; Kaos' underwater power station; poison-tipped fingernail; a close-quarters camper; Wally Cox; Electronic Mosquito Anti-Personnel Device [070] THAT OLD GANG OF MINE December 2, 1967 Look for: the Scar; Crashing Boar Pub; the Scorpion Gang; Danny Thomas; Umbrella of Silence; Daisy Phone [071] THE MILD ONES December 9, 1967 Look for: the Purple Knights; Wheels and Legs; Brute and Doll Baby; Boruvian Foreign Minister [072] CLASSIFICATION: DEAD December 23, 1967 Look for: Janet, who poisons Max; Dr. Steele; Mr. Hercules; the new Control Code; Homing Device Homing Device; David Ketchum (Agent 13) in the writing credits [073] THE MYSTERIOUS DR. T December 30, 1967 Look for: Siegfried; Professor Longnecker, inventor of the Omega Deltacron Solatron Mark II; Tyler J. Tattledove; Microscope Phone [074] THE KING LIVES? January 6, 1968 Look for: Charles, the King of Caronia; Colonel von Klaus; Basil; Princess Marta; Max's moustache; Johnny Carson [075] THE GROOVY GURU January 13, 1968 Look for: the Groovy Guru, an evil hippie DJ; the Sacred Cows; "Kill, Kill, Kill"; Wristwatch High-Frequency Tuning Fork [076] THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK (PT. 1) January 27, 1968 Look for: Sid Krimm, Max's army buddy; a black address book; Zelda and Nancy; the Maestro [077] THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK (PT. 2) February 3, 1968 Look for: Three-Way Revolver; False Hands; a very big cannon; "1812" Overture; Ernest Borgnine [078] DON'T LOOK BACK February 10, 1968 Look for: Max framed for bank robbery; One-Handed Man; Sgt. Gronski ; Main Street Hotel; Milton Berle [079] 99 LOSES CONTROL February 17, 1968 Look for: 99 resigns from Control; Victor Royal; Susan Hilton; "Max Wheel"; Bulletproof Cummerbund [080] THE WAX MAX February 24, 1968 Look for: "a warped barrel is a fool's frustration"; a kewpie doll filled with plutonium; the Tunnel of Love and Chamber of Horrors; Waxman; "the old inflatable head in the cloak trick". [081] OPERATION RIDICULOUS March 2, 1968 Look for: Mr. Fitzmaurice from "Weeknews"; Miss Magruder; the Chief's toupee; Remote-Control Doorknobs; false 8th floor [082] SPY, SPY, BIRDIE March 9, 1968 Look for: Siegfried; Albert J. Pfister and his pidgeons; Nitro-Whisperine; Wristband Mini-Direction Finder [083] RUN, ROBOT, RUN March 16, 1968 Look for: Hymie competing at an international track meet in all the events; Mr. Snead and Mrs. Neal from Kaos' CAD (Contrived Accident Division) [084] THE HOT LINE March 23, 1968 Look for: Gorshen; a fake call from the President; the Moustache Cup; the Chief as a singing waiter; Ice-Cream Cone Phone; French Bread Triangulation Device; Richard Yarmy, Don Adams' brother; Regis Philbin [085] DIE, SPY March 30, 1968 Look for: Max as The Masked Marvel, a table tennis champion; Samuels; Kubachek; ACB (Atrocities, Cruelities, Brutality). , a third spy network; Shortwave Ping Pong Paddle; Ping Pong Paddle Gun; Ping Pong Ball Grenades; Robert Culp [086] THE RELUCTANT REDHEAD April 6, 1968 Look for: Kinsey Krispin and his missing wife, Amanda; Mimsi Sage; Fingerprint Gloves; Kessinger's Ear ------------------------------ *** FOURTH SEASON *** NBC, Saturday at 8:00 p.m. ------------------------------ [087] THE IMPOSSIBLE MISSION September 21, 1968 Look for: Herb Talbot's Tijuana Tin; The Leader; Helman Theory on Helmanivity; Garter Phone; Jacket Phone; Computer Trumpet; Max proposes to 99 [088] SNOOPY SMART VS. THE RED BARON September 28, 1968 Look for: "Operation Starch"; Idaho potatoes; 99's Mother; "Mr. Smith", the crop duster; Siegfried and Shtarker; a World War I dog fight; Shoe Phone Hold Button, "Zis is Kaos, ..." [089] CLOSELY WATCHED PLANES October 5, 1968 Look for: Busby; couriers disappering in mid-air; 99 as an airline stewardess; lavatory trap door; Martini Transmitter; Shandar the Magician; "No Smoking" sign [090] THE SECRET OF SAM VITTORIO October 12, 1968 Look for: Gangster Sam Vittorio; Connie Barker and Floyd Darrow; "Crime doesn't pay" [091] DIAMONDS ARE A SPY'S BEST FRIEND October 19, 1968 Look for: 99's engagement ring; Spiegel's Jewelry Store; the Morris Diamond; League of Bald-Headed Men; Steering Wheel Phone [092] THE WORST BEST MAN October 26, 1968 Look for: Max's long list to be his best man; Oleg and Stanislaus; Max's bachelor party; The Control Rhythmnaires [093] A TALE OF TWO TAILS November 2, 1968 Look for: Control Spy School substitute teacher; Lundy and Caruso, Agents 198 and 199; "alarming in disarming and failing in tailing"; Gaul Formula; Santa Claus in summer; Chinese Laundry; Comb Phone; Invisible Chalk; Control Secret Word File [094] THE RETURN OF THE ANCIENT MARINER November 9, 1968 Look for: Admiral Hargrade as Max's best man; Mr. Bob; The Chameleon, the Admiral Lamp [095] WITH LOVE AND TWITCHES November 16, 1968 Look for: Dr. Madre; the map of the Melnick Uranium Mines; Max's rash; the fight before the ceremony; the walk down the aisle; Max and 99 finally getting married; the Chief and Max hung up on a door on the wedding night [096] THE LASER BLAZER November 30, 1968 Look for: Lin Chan; Hong Kong Tailors (We Dupricate Anything); Ingrid, the Smart's new maid; Max's new blue blazer; the switch in the pocket; Feather Duster Phone [097] THE FARKAS FRACAS December 7, 1968 Look for: Emil and Naomi Farkas; Kensington List; lethal chocolate mousse; Self-Destructing Attache Case [098] TEMPORARILY OUT OF CONTROL December 14, 1968 Look for: Max called up for active Naval Reserve duty; Max as the Chief's superior officer; the Obermeyer Papers; an inflatable raft; the U.S.S. Yorktown [099] SCHWARTZ'S ISLAND December 21, 1968 Look for: Max and 99's honeymoon; Siegfried and Shtarker; Kaos' synthetic, portable island; a giant nuclear magnet; the Sixth Fleet; Mini-Magnet Belt [100] ONE NATION INVISIBLE December 28, 1968 Look for: Dr. Canyon; Invisibility Spray; the Ginsburg papers [101] HURRAY FOR HOLLYWOOD January 4, 1969 Look for: Victor Polo Theatre Group; Emilio Padechefsky; "I beg your pardon, smiles and bows"; Lady Fannie and her butler; "The Horror of Hemlock House" [102] THE DAY THEY RAIDED THE KNIGHTS January 11, 1969 Look for: Knight's Stamp Redemption Center; Kaos Munitions Depot and stereophonic pistols; number 949; the Chief and Larabee in disguise; Knockout Lipstick [103] TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD January 18, 1969 Look for: Agent Esperanza; Mira Loma; an ax and a red W; Dietrich and Valdez; Electronic Castanets [104] I SHOT 86 TODAY February 1, 1969 Look for: Pomona National Golf Club; nuclear golf balls; Upjohn; Chuck Cramer; M-14 rocket; Magnetic Golf Ball; Golf-Shoe Phone; Lip Scope [105] ABSORB THE GREEK February 8, 1969 Look for: the Chief and computer dating; Gina Paponickolini; secret formula for eternal youth; Stroheim and Preminger; 99's mother is kidnapped [106] TO SIRE, WITH LOVE (PT. 1) February 15, 1969 Look for: Charles, the King of Caronia; Colonel von Klaus; Royal Diamond Scepter; the King stays with the Smarts; Rupert of Rathskeller; a giant tarantula [107] TO SIRE, WITH LOVE (PT. 2) February 22, 1969 Look for: horseradish; 99 accidentally kisses Charles; Max pretends to be Charles; Rupert kidnaps the real king; Don Rickles; sword play [108] SHOCK IT TO ME March 1, 1969 Look for: Max as a truck driver; Dr. Eric Zharko; Bruce; an electonic machine to bring back the dead; a small island off the coast of Newfoundland with a lot of caves; Radiator Phone [109] LEADSIDE March 8, 1969 Look for: wheelchair-bound Leadside; Norman and Kelly; Burlington Art Collection; ARDVARC [110] GREER WINDOW March 15, 1969 Look for: Max hit where he sits; Otto Greer Industries, a company across the street from the Smarts' apartment; Miss Parker; "the old gun-in-the-crutch trick"; Pencil Listening Device [111] THE NOT-SO-GREAT ESCAPE (PT. 1) March 22, 1969 Look for: 27 missing Control agents; a revolving phone booth; Camp Gitche Gomee Noo-Nee Wah-Wah; Passaic, NJ; Siegfried and Shtarker; Major Fritz Kessler; letting the dogs out [112] THE NOT-SO-GREAT ESCAPE (PT. 2) March 29, 1969 Look for: an escape tunnel; the utility companies to the rescue; the bill ------------------------------ *** FIFTH SEASON *** CBS, Friday at 7:30 p.m. ------------------------------ [113] PHEASANT UNDER GLASS September 26, 1969 Look for: Professor Phineas Pheasant; 99 announces she's expecting; plastic surgery for Max; opera singer Rosa La Costa; Martin Landau; Phyllis Diller; Sock Phone; Max's Fake Nose; Silent Machine Gun; Computer Piano [114] IRONHAND October 3, 1969 Look for: IH Industries; Ironhand; Marco; Operation Baby Buggy; the AAAMM (Anti, Anti, Anti, Missile, Missile) Plans and 15 Control Agents; Secret Talking Doll; Machine-Gun Baby Buggy [115] VALERIE OF THE DOLLS October 10, 1969 Look for: Miss Valerie's School for Expectant Fathers; the Chief and Max in class; dolls that contain secret formulas; Mondo; Little Louis Dunlap [116] WIDOW OFTEN ANNIE October 17, 1969 Look for: Ann Cameron, a professional twelve-time widow; Max getting married on his first wedding anniversary; a pregnant and crying 99 at the ceremony [117] THE TREASURE OF C. ERROL MADRE October 24, 1969 Look for: Control in an elevator; Mira Loda; half a map; Froggsy Debs; C. Errol Madre; Canteen Phone; Hoof Phone [118] SMART FELL ON ALABAMA October 31, 1969 Look for: Bohrman; Colonel Kyle K. Kirby; a fake codebook; Tennessee-Fricassee Frog Legs Restaurants; updates from the pregnant 99 on Max's Wristwatch Phone; Knockout Pill [119] AND BABY MAKES FOUR (PT. 1) November 7, 1969 Look for: 99 in labor; Max planning the quickest route to the hospital; Simon the Likeable, the Huffiker Plans; Sunny Slope Sanitarium; the wrong hospital [120] AND BABY MAKES FOUR (PT. 2) October 14, 1969 Look for: Max trying to get 99 to the right hospital; a handful of change; 99's mother slugging Simon the Likeable and capturing him; the Smart twins [121] PHYSICIAN IMPOSSIBLE November 21, 1969 Look for: a marathon; Big Eddie Little; a stray bullet in the shoulder; Max and 99 in hospital masks and gowns [122] THE APES OF WRATH November 28, 1969 Look for: Dr. Rath; bananas by mail; Chucko the Ape; Control agent Armstrong; 99 as Fay Wray: a Beauty-brand banana peel [123] AGE BEFORE DUTY December 5, 1969 Look for: Carruthers; Control photographer and defector Felix; Dorian Gray paint; Max, 99, and the Chief ready for the retirement home; ordinary cleaning fluid; Bazooka Broom [124] IS THIS TRIP NECESSARY? December 12, 1969 Look for: very bad dreams; Vincent Price as pharmacist Jarvis Pim; Dartfoot Spring Water Company; "the old mortar in the mortar trick"; Anti-Pro-Anti-Sodium Calcium Chloride; a giant capsule [125] ICE STATION SIEGFRIED December 19, 1969 Look for: very little Max; CIA Agent Quigley; the North Pole; Siegfried and Shtarker in Mounties uniforms; Professor Stanislavsky; an igloo-mounted giant electric fan [126] MOONLIGHTING BECOMES YOU January 2, 1970 Look for: Cairo's National Museum; microfilm imbedded in a stick of gum; an accident-prone 99; Hannibal Day's radio show; Max as an uncoordinated sound man; Tomb Phone [127] HOUSE OF MAX (PT. 1) January 9, 1970 Look for: Inspector Sparrow of Scotland Yard; Jack the Ripper. Raoul Duval and his Cave of Wax; walking wax figures; the Werewolf of London [128] HOUSE OF MAX (PT. 2) January 16, 1970 Look for: Max as Adolf Hitler; W.C. Fields and Laurel and Hardy; the cauldron of boiling wax Don't Look For: the Chief [129] REBECCA OF FUNNY-FOLK FARM January 23, 1970 Look for: Hester Van Hooten; 99's striking resemblance to Mrs. Van Hooten's dead sister, Rebecca; Sebastian, Rebecca's crazed former lover; the hall clock; "I don't know her name"; Balloon Phone; Reverse Film [130] THE MESS OF ADRIAN LISTENGER January 30, 1970 Look for: Adrian Listenger; Ace Weems, an insurance investigator; photo of the Control training school baseball team Max and the Chief were on [131] WITNESS FOR THE EXECUTION February 6, 1970 Look for: The Exterminator; Wolfgang Dietrich; the Smarts' babysitter; falling plaster [132] HOW GREEN WAS MY VALET February 13, 1970 Look for: Dr. Harper; stolen rocket fuel; Max and 99 working undercover as a valet and maid at the Bulmanian Embassy; the Chief and Larabee babysit; the key to a loaded wine cellar [133] AND ONLY TWO NINETY-NINE February 20, 1970 Look for: An imposter 99 with a black eye and a penchant for poisoned food; Melnick Archer, owner of Melnick's Department Store ("Put a Red in Your Bed" Melnick); Thumbnail Phone [134] SMARTACUS February 27, 1970 Look for: Roman Bath Spas; Montague Leach; Centurion; Senator Brookside and Max in the steam bath; laundry carts; gladitorial gear; Mini-Mauser Toupee [135] WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT, ALGIE? April 24, 1970 Look for: Algernon Nursery; Algernon DeGrasse ("DeGrasse is Always Greener"); man-eating Brazilian plant, Maricoba carnivorae; Hose Phone [136] HELLO COLUMBUS, GOODBYE, AMERICA May 1, 1970 Look for: a map in a museum; Gino Columbus, Christopher's descendant and current owner of America; Victor Borgia; Agent Gemini; Max posing as Gino [137] DO I HEAR A VAULTS? May 8, 1970 Look for: the "Who's Who in CONTROL" book; the Chief and Larabee locked in a bank vault; Freddie the Forger (since Baffles the Safecracker is no longer available) [138] I AM CURIOUSLY YELLOW May 15, 1970 Look for: the Whip (Abe Fu Yung); a gong that induces posthypnotic suggestions; the Narco 5-12; Anti-Hypnotic Pills; Pen Gun; the Control Surveillance Camera ------------------------------ ------------------------------ *** THE AFTER SMART *** Movie and Sequels ------------------------------ ------------------------------ ------------------------------ THE NUDE BOMB (94 MIN) May, 1979 Renamed for TV as THE RETURN OF MAXWELL SMART ------------------------------ ------------------------------ GET SMART AGAIN! (120 MIN) February 26, 1989 ------------------------------ ------------------------------ GET SMART 1995 (30 MIN) ------------------------------ [001] PILOT January 8, 1995 [002] CASINO EVIL January 15, 1995 [003] GOODBYE MS. CHIP January 22, 1995 [004] SHOOT UP THE CHARTS January 29, 1995 [005] PASSENGER 99 February 5, 1995 [006] WURST ENEMIES February 12, 1995 [007] LIVER LET DIE February 19, 1995 ------------------------------ ========================== ------------------------------ King of Caronia Get Smart Archive http://caronia.tvheaven.com